favorite quotes thread

[DirtyDeets]

"We are born naked, wet, cold, and hungry. And then it gets worse."

 

[Music]

"Jesus tap dancing christ!"
"Holy hand grenades!"
"We are only as weak as our strongest link."

 

[Sexy Beast]

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. - Douglas Adams