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Davincivirus

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On the first day of spymas my true medic gave to me...
Tweleve pyros taunting
Eleven teleporters fragging
Ten Intels returning
Nine Scouts bonking
Eight Stickies exploding
Seven Sentries shooting
Six Points capping
Five Ubered HEAVIESssss!!!
Four Soliders jumping
Three Snipers sniping
Two demos dieing and
a disguise and a dead scent tree!
ScentTree.jpg


Happy xmas/holidays ego

Silent Spy, Holy Stab
All are dead, all are respawned
Round yon ubered heavy and medic
Spy restealthed so quick and unseen
sleep in spy driven DEATH!
sleeeep in spy driven Death!
 
pyyyros a spy
demmos a spy
did heee cloke?
nooo heee died!
spy check battlements gibberish guy
if he baaackstabs iiii will die
he has the same name as meeeeEEEEEE
haaaas the saaamme name as meeeeeeee

thats my contribution lol
 
On the twelfth cap of Dustbowl,
My true Doctor helped me kill,
Twelve Snipers Snipping,
Eleven Engineer Buildings,
Ten Scouts-a-Bonking,
Nine Medics Healing,
Eight Pyros Air-Blasting,
Seven Spies-a-Sappin,
Six Scouts-a-fleeing,
with Five Golden Ubers!
Four Uber Saw assists,
Three Kritzcreig rockets,
Two Dominations,
And an uber to kill the Sentry!

:p:p:p:p:p:p
 
On the twelfth cap of Dustbowl,
My true Doctor helped me kill,
Twelve Snipers Snipping,
Eleven Engineer Buildings,
Ten Scouts-a-Bonking,
Nine Medics Healing,
Eight Pyros Air-Blasting,
Seven Spies-a-Sappin,
Six Scouts-a-fleeing,
with Five Golden Ubers!
Four Uber Saw assists,
Three Kritzcreig rockets,
Two Dominations,
And an uber to kill the Sentry!

:p:p:p:p:p:p

LMAO!
 
Davinchi, you stoled my spray-und-avatar! You shall pay!

Now I finally get what "Scent Tree Down" means lol.

ROFFLE.

Contribution (to the tune of "Oh Christmas Tree"):

Oh Uber me!
Oh Uber me!
I want to blow up sentries!
The Engineer is taunting me!
Oh how surprised he will be!
Oh Uber me!
Oh Uber me!
I want to blow up sentries!

Oh Uber me!
Oh Uber me!
They've got a scout rush coming.
Sasha and I want to make them cry!
But if they bonk me, I will die!
Oh Uber me!
Oh Uber me!
They've got a scout rush coming.

Oh Uber me!
Oh Uber me!
We've gotta cap their Intel.
I'm wearing Red, so I'm your ally...
But, FYI, I am a spy.
You Ubered me!
You Ubered me!
Now I'm gonna cap your Intel.
 
You guys are hilarious, that's awesome!
And yes everyone needs to record themselves singing and post! XD
 
Rofl! Now a little one for us jews!
(To the tune of "I had a little Dreidel"
I stabbed a little engy
And then he screamed in rage

And when i sapped his sentry,
His cussing filled the page!

Oh sapper sapper sapper,
How i loooove thee

I'll sap all the buildings
And then i'll cloak and flee!
 
My contribution: (set to Grandma got ran over by a reindeer)



That scout ran away with our team's intel!
He's goin' up the spiral to the bridge!
Someone, someone kill him so he drops it!
And don't let it move another inch!

Engy's erectin' a dispenser.
Heavy's warming up his gun.
But the pyro hasn't been spychecking.
A stab to the back and they were done!

We can't rely on our four snipers,
As they snipe the others back.
They're too busy getting headshots,
to care about the intel or where it's at!

That scout ran away with our team's intel!
He's goin' up the spiral to the bridge!
Someone someone kill him so he drops it!
And don't let it move another inch!

Two AFK's are stuck in respawn.
This has not been going well.
Our engy won't build any sentries,
our demo stinks and blows himself to demo hell.

Now for sure we're losing,
cus our medic had to go!
We have another but he's clueless!
FYI those guys are spies you know!

That scout ran away with our team's intel!
He's goin' up the spiral to the bridge!
Someone someone kill him so he drops it!
And don't let it move another inch!

Finally we've got a sentry.
And a demo that won't boom.
We even got ourselves a better medic.
With our pyro their spies won't have room!

I won't have a hard time killing,
All my former friends on team red.
They should have seen it coming,
I'm the one who stabbed them all until they're dead!

That scout ran away with our team's intel!
He's goin' up the spiral to the bridge!
Someone someone kill him so he drops it!
And don't let it move another inch!
 
Davinchi, you stoled my spray-und-avatar! You shall pay!



ROFFLE.

Contribution (to the tune of "Oh Christmas Tree"):

Oh Uber me!
Oh Uber me!
I want to blow up sentries!
The Engineer is taunting me!
Oh how surprised he will be!
Oh Uber me!
Oh Uber me!
I want to blow up sentries!

Oh Uber me!
Oh Uber me!
They've got a scout rush coming.
Sasha and I want to make them cry!
But if they bonk me, I will die!
Oh Uber me!
Oh Uber me!
They've got a scout rush coming.

Oh Uber me!
Oh Uber me!
We've gotta cap their Intel.
I'm wearing Red, so I'm your ally...
But, FYI, I am a spy.
You Ubered me!
You Ubered me!
Now I'm gonna cap your Intel.

LOL nice
 

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