DL In a Can!

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Have you ever needed to contact a high ranking admin, but nobody is online?
Well look no further my friends. For the mere price of $19.99, you can get your very own DL In a Can!

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DL In a Can is made with %100 premium grade DL. DLco Inc. engineers ensure that every can of DL is perfectly proportioned, including 40% DL, 37% Admin, and 25% awesomeness. Yes, DL In a Can is perfect for any admin situation. DL In a Can is useful for removing those pesky sprays!

DL In a Can comes in two flavors,

Purple In a Can
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and Tiddy In a Can
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Now, if you find yourself in the need for serious admining, DLco Inc. has you covered!

DJ Sauce
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DJ Sauce is wonderful for those particularly tough abusers in your server! Just add a few drops of DJ Sauce and presto! Your problems are an issue of the past! On top of that, DJ Sauce also spices up a server. Just add some DJ Sauce to scrims and events, and you're in for one wild ride!


All of the above DLco Inc. products go great with a cool, refreshing BAN in a Can.

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BAN in a Can is the primary cure for that irritated feeling generated from an especially hectic server. Just "open a can" on those troublemakers and POOF! You'll feel better instantly.





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I was just feeling bored, so I made this semi-tribute to our fantastic DLs and recent additions. Most of the graphic work was taken from this site.

P.S. I know about the percentages. I did that on purpose ;)
 
Dear DLco,

As a long satisfied customer, I just wanted to write in with my experiences when using your products. I've been using Ban in a Can for the better part of 9 months now, and I can't tell you how convenient and refreshing I have found it to be. The taste is quite unlike anything I've ever tasted before. It's got a strong bitter taste at first, much like a cheap American beer, but the aftertaste is quite sweet and very refreshing. I highly recommend it to anybody who's interested.

More recently I began using Purple in a can, and I can't express the amount of satisfaction I get from the results. The effects are akin to a super caffeine rush, yet one that ends with quite a euphoric feeling. The taste is a bit unique, but it's one that will definitely be appealing to everybody's palates. It receives an enthusiastic thumbs up from me.

That said, I'm genuinely excited to hear that you've created the tiddy in a can and the DJ Sauce products. I've previously tasted these two products when they were a part of your Mixed Bag of Advisors product, and they have all met to my liking. The tiddy really makes me quite giddy and I'm sure it will do very well as it's own product. It's taste can only be described with one word: tiddy. Additionally the DJ sauce packs quite a 1-2 punch, with quite a spicy kick. It's best used when with a large group of friends in a party environment. That way everybody gets a taste.

Overall, I just wanted to write and let you know that you have one very satisfied customer here and to keep up the good work. I will continue to use all of your products for a very long time to come.

Sincerely,

RESPAWN
 
RESPAWN said:
Dear DLco,

As a long satisfied customer, I just wanted to write in with my experiences when using your products. I've been using Ban in a Can for the better part of 9 months now, and I can't tell you how convenient and refreshing I have found it to be. The taste is quite unlike anything I've ever tasted before. It's got a strong bitter taste at first, much like a cheap American beer, but the aftertaste is quite sweet and very refreshing. I highly recommend it to anybody who's interested.

More recently I began using Purple in a can, and I can't express the amount of satisfaction I get from the results. The effects are akin to a super caffeine rush, yet one that ends with quite a euphoric feeling. The taste is a bit unique, but it's one that will definitely be appealing to everybody's palates. It receives an enthusiastic thumbs up from me.

That said, I'm genuinely excited to hear that you've created the tiddy in a can and the DJ Sauce products. I've previously tasted these two products when they were a part of your Mixed Bag of Advisors product, and they have all met to my liking. The tiddy really makes me quite giddy and I'm sure it will do very well as it's own product. It's taste can only be described with one word: tiddy. Additionally the DJ sauce packs quite a 1-2 punch, with quite a spicy kick. It's best used when with a large group of friends in a party environment. That way everybody gets a taste.

Overall, I just wanted to write and let you know that you have one very satisfied customer here and to keep up the good work. I will continue to use all of your products for a very long time to come.

Sincerely,

RESPAWN
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EPIC WIN!!
 
djsatanswife totally reminded me about the BRAND NEW advisor crackers. They go great with a bit of tiddy or purple in a can with a dab of satan sauce on top.

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It comes in 15 different designs, all with a unique taste.

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They are especially good at sopping up punk soup!

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