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Naughty or Nice?


This email was accidently CC'ed to the EdgeGamers news room:

From: Kendle
To: Santa

Dear Santa,

Here are the two TXT files you requested. I labled the Banned List as Naughty and the Promotion List as Nice.

If I can be of any more help, just let me know.

Kendle

This means there is a big promotion list. When will it go live? Before Christmas? On Christmas?

Stay tuned.

PS. I hope those on the banned list gets coal in their stockings!

For those of you who have been nice, maybe you will find one of these:



 
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im using a 4 year old computer with onboard graphics and 512mb of RAM

hopefully my noodly deity will bless me this season.
 
i've been nice, i say hello and goodbye to everyone in the flash server :d

i want that comp becuase it looks........nice....and delicouse. (if i geet it i'ma lick it :D)
 
That computer looks like I should have it in mah belleh.. or maybe I could just.. use it like a normal person instead of eating it :P.

It looks so yummy :(.

Am sure there is masses of people out there in eGO that deserve it and need it much more than me, so I'd turn it down :O.
 
Hmm, I'm definiatly needing a new keyboard now from all the drool..

That is one nice looking thingy. :O
 
The naughty list isn't that bad, with the rising prices in the economy we certainly can use the coal for free heat :>
 
Ahahah, since i corrupted Santa with cookies & milk im sure i'll be on there!

Lol j/k.
Hope it's coming quick :o
 
i am druling at that pc.

But i hope who ever wins it, deserves it!
 
That rig is Amazing! I really need to send in my donation sometime soon. My guess is the list will go active...twas the night before Christmas style.

Something like this:

Twas the night before Christmas, when throughout every house,

All the leadership was working, while clicking their mouse;

All considerations made, and handled with care,

The promotion list was ready, a majestic affair;

The members were all home, searching through threads,

While visions of banning punks danced though their heads;

JohnT in his hoodie, and Kendle in shirt,

Would post the new list, a front page alert;

When in 2fort there arose such a clatter,

They sprang into Rcon to see what's a matter;

Three players with each an outrageous score,

But what they saw would inspire them more;

One lonely e trying to keep peace,

Ensuring they would be dealt with, their hacking would cease;

Both JonnT and Kendle knew what they must do,

As they pulled out their hammer and swung right on through;

Three holiday hackers who thought they were clever,

Were sent to ban country, forever and ever;

And now this young e, who would not desist,

Made an excellent addition to the new founded list;

Now a quick edit, to the Team Fortress G's,

And then he would admin, and kick, with glee;

They thought to themselves, what great members we possess,

And On both their faces was a look of impress;

Back to the website to make the big post,

For all to see, and celebrate, and boast;

The list was now up, and oh how it was grand,

We certainly have the best admins in all of the land.



Wow, turned out better than I thought. Feel free to use it on the real list :)

TREMEDOUSLY INCREDIBLE:eek:
 
how do yall put all that stuff around yalls txt and name and stuff???
 
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