Fun facts about Tiddy

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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Tiddy.

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Tiddy.

When asked what type of vehicle he drives, Tiddy responded slyly with "Don't you mean what kind of vehicle drives me?"

Tiddy ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Tiddy sleeps with a night light. Not because Tiddy is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Tiddy

When Tiddy had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Tiddy out. It failed miserably.

When Tiddy was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.

Tiddy drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

If you want a list of Tiddy?s enemies, just check the extinct species list.

 
tiddy doesn't give presents for christmas, christmas gives presents to tiddy.
 
When Tiddy jumps into a swimming pool, Tiddy doesn't get wet, the water get's Tiddy'd.
 
Toddy's mom is so.....

Oh wait he dint have one, he just appeared one day on the forums.
 
Left 4 Dead style

The witch is always crying because she knows Tiddy is coming.

Tiddy barfs on boomers, and the hordes attacks them :D.

Tiddy is so strong, he pumped steroids into the Tank in an attempt to even the playing-field.

If Tiddy melees you in the game, it uninstalls steam and deletes your account forever.

I looked at Tiddy once. The brilliant aura of awesome melted my eyes. I can't see anymore. But, I'm glad. After seeing him, looking at anything other than Tiddy would be boring.

Tiddy does not gain temporary health from painkillers, painkillers gain temporary health from Tiddy.

The only real safe room, is the room Tiddy is in.

The cake is a lie because Tiddy ate it D:< (I know this is portal :])
 
If you ever ask yourself how Tiddy is feeling, just remember.


Tiddy: Tiddy.
 
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Chuck Norris doesnt make Tiddy cry, Tiddy makes Chuck Norris cry

EPIC
 
What would happen if Chuck Norris and Tiddy walked into a bar?

The bar would be instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in the same building at the same time.
 
oh noes the person who puts tiddy tiddy tiddy tiddy tiddy loses 1,000,000,000 interwebz, you have been warned...
 
***A wild tiddy appears***
***tiddy uses his banhammah attack***
***tiddy hits***
***tiddy evolves into tid-OH GOD THE WORLDS GONNA END-dy***
***tiddy destroys everything on Earth***
***tiddy licks a lollipop***​
 

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