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Cap'n! Congrats! add be VIA steam and i can give you the game,
~Zergspower

All of you can add me really >_>
 
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I would love the GMOD. I recommend you choose me or I shall steal your heart with my lolcat

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which will lead to

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Thus,

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ill give you a sign up code for a private site. PM for more details...

please i want it
 
xosniper said:
I went to this dance club one time when i was 22. I'm not a great dancer, and usually don't like going to dance clubs, but my friends g-friend really wanted to go. We were there for about 20 mins when I was at the bar getting drinks and I noticed the most BEAUTIFUL girl standing down a bit from me. I usually don't approach women at bars like that (to many cheesy pick up lines get me introuble) but I figured what the hell. I walk over to here and ask her if she would like to dance. (remember i don't/can't dance) she looked at me up and down, and said "O ya" and grabbed my hand and pulled me to the dance floor. At this point I'm so shocked she isn't laughing at me while I flail myself around trying to remember some dance moves. (Staying Alive moves was all I could think of) After about 30 mins of epileptic dance moves we went back to the bar and continued to talk, laugh and have a great time for the next few hours. She excused herself to the ladies room, so I figured I might as well go to. I swung by the cig machine and grabbed a pack before heading into the bathroom. I walk in lighting my cigarette only to see my BEAUTIFUL dance partner using a stand up stall taking a leak.......
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OH DANG!!!!!!!!!!
 
Stay tuned, tommorrow i will host the same event! but the drawing will be on Christmas EVE
This also includes Admin on the server
 
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by the way if you own GMOD already
72.249.124.116:27015 is the server
pw is 112233

come and join! unlimited props and everything
 
xosniper said:
I went to this dance club one time when i was 22. I'm not a great dancer, and usually don't like going to dance clubs, but my friends g-friend really wanted to go. We were there for about 20 mins when I was at the bar getting drinks and I noticed the most BEAUTIFUL girl standing down a bit from me. I usually don't approach women at bars like that (to many cheesy pick up lines get me introuble) but I figured what the hell. I walk over to here and ask her if she would like to dance. (remember i don't/can't dance) she looked at me up and down, and said "O ya" and grabbed my hand and pulled me to the dance floor. At this point I'm so shocked she isn't laughing at me while I flail myself around trying to remember some dance moves. (Staying Alive moves was all I could think of) After about 30 mins of epileptic dance moves we went back to the bar and continued to talk, laugh and have a great time for the next few hours. She excused herself to the ladies room, so I figured I might as well go to. I swung by the cig machine and grabbed a pack before heading into the bathroom. I walk in lighting my cigarette only to see my BEAUTIFUL dance partner using a stand up stall taking a leak.......
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Words cannot describe how disturbing this is.
 
by the way go on google type in chuck noris and put im feeling lucky
 
I would just like to say thank you Zergspower for doing this. :)

(I first saw the thread now. Anyways I already have Garry's Mod). :D
 
Before the Wedding:

He: Finally!! I have been waiting for this moment my whole life!!

She: Do i interrupt? Do you want me to leave??

He: NO!! What are you thinking?? I shiver when you say such things!!

She: Do you love me??

He: Offcoarse!! Every day and every night!!

She: Have you ever cheated on me??

He: NOO!!! NEVER!! Why do you ask such a thing??

She: Do you want to kiss me??

He: Yes, every time i have the chance to do it!

She: Would you ever hit me??

He: Are you Crazy?? You know how i am!!

She: Can i trust you??

He: Yes!

She: Baby!!


Seven years later: Read the text from the last sentence...
 
my jokes

well you see...
2 guys walk into a bar, they say ouch.
3 guys walk into a bar, 2 duck.
A horse walks into a bar and whineys.
A duck is too short to walk into a bar.
An idiot walks into a bar, and laughs.
Freddy Cougar walks toward a bar, but knocks it down.
The big tomato said to the little tomato falling behind,"Mustard" cause it tastes better on a hotdog.
 
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