Want to buy an assault weapon off ebay?

"Please note: this item, due to its inherently dangerous nature, is not available to: at least the northern portion of the left coast and the land of fruit and nuts (Kalifornia and Ebay). In fact, we highly recommend that those areas IMMEDIATELY begin a program of regulating, stamping out, filing a manufacturer’s class action suit against God,( the original manufacturer), and rendering all non-military or law-enforcement controlled rocks un-useable and ineffective by super gluing them to something solid or crushing them to the size of salt grains. (Any larger and some fool might think to use them in a sling shot!!)"

I love ebay. :P
 
HAHAHA! dude...we should make a skin for our melee weapon of a rock. and the animation would bash someone over the head with an assault rock
 
I sold some rubber super balls as "safe target slingshot ammo" for 5 bucks on ebay. People never cease to amaze and amuse me. Quack
 
lmfao

i say we sell assaullt rocks with the ego logo carved in for contibutions the clan's servers ;)

down here where im from, theres millons of rocks and every imaginable size and color scattered around the desert so i would be glad to ship youll some for production
 
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are you serious???? who buys a rock
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Idk, pet rocks were big in the 70's. I guess it's a social commentary when you think about it

70's = Pet rocks
00's = Fully automatic assault rocks
 
Q: Now why didn't I think of this? BTW, have you filed for a patent on this device?

A: God beat me to it...
 
that is sad as hell. 13 bids and its at 1K. why on earth would you spend 1000 dollars on a rock. ill sell you a bigger one for 500.
 
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its going for 150 bucks. wow...
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Make that $1000
 
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