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I found this, hope all you spies like it, as i found it sarcastically funny.
As I'm sneaking behind enemy lines I see so many obviously stupid plays so I'll outline them for you:
Dear pyros,
You guys have only a small amount of ammo in your primary weapon, you shouldn't be wasting it on your teammates [it just distracts them]. You shouldn't waste it either by spraying when moving through choke points or turning corners.
Dear medics,
I see you're always looking around spastically when you're healing someone. Don't. Your heavy buddy is fixated in one direction and I'm sure he knows where to look much more than you do. After all he has many more kills than you.
Dear Heavies,
If you hear your medic buddy die [especially when he gives a crazy scream], don't bother turning around. He probably died from a stray bullet. After all he only has about 150 hp.
To everyone else here are some more helpful reminders:
Fallen weapons disappear over time just like ragdolls, if you see it happen you should probably go about your business. Same thing with medkits and amopacks. No point wasting your time looking for some crazy ghost who took them when you're needed on the front lines.
If you're walking and your progress is suddenly impeded you're probably lagging. The folks at these forums would be more than happy to resolve any network issues you may have.
If you see someone in your team near the front lines receiving absolutely no fire from your adversaries it's probably because they're that much better than you, try and look up to them.
If your teammate goes through a teleporter and gets immediately backstabbed, there is absolutely no reason why using the teleporter would result in death.
Finally when you are moving from the spawn to the front lines stay fixated on your goal. Looking behind occasionally is awkward and robs your team of valuable seconds.
To snipers: don't stand in corners, it makes it much easier for a demoman to hit you with grenades, instead stand at least a person length from any wall or barrier.
To engineers: if you see your sentry being sapped, pick up your wrench and rush to save it. Your number one priority is keeping that sentry alive. Ignore any pyros standing around, they're there to keep spies away.
To everyone else: if you see a teammate come out of an odd place, they probably got lost. Hey, we were all new to the game once. Help them out by showing them where to go, remember to lead the way!
As I'm sneaking behind enemy lines I see so many obviously stupid plays so I'll outline them for you:
Dear pyros,
You guys have only a small amount of ammo in your primary weapon, you shouldn't be wasting it on your teammates [it just distracts them]. You shouldn't waste it either by spraying when moving through choke points or turning corners.
Dear medics,
I see you're always looking around spastically when you're healing someone. Don't. Your heavy buddy is fixated in one direction and I'm sure he knows where to look much more than you do. After all he has many more kills than you.
Dear Heavies,
If you hear your medic buddy die [especially when he gives a crazy scream], don't bother turning around. He probably died from a stray bullet. After all he only has about 150 hp.
To everyone else here are some more helpful reminders:
Fallen weapons disappear over time just like ragdolls, if you see it happen you should probably go about your business. Same thing with medkits and amopacks. No point wasting your time looking for some crazy ghost who took them when you're needed on the front lines.
If you're walking and your progress is suddenly impeded you're probably lagging. The folks at these forums would be more than happy to resolve any network issues you may have.
If you see someone in your team near the front lines receiving absolutely no fire from your adversaries it's probably because they're that much better than you, try and look up to them.
If your teammate goes through a teleporter and gets immediately backstabbed, there is absolutely no reason why using the teleporter would result in death.
Finally when you are moving from the spawn to the front lines stay fixated on your goal. Looking behind occasionally is awkward and robs your team of valuable seconds.
To snipers: don't stand in corners, it makes it much easier for a demoman to hit you with grenades, instead stand at least a person length from any wall or barrier.
To engineers: if you see your sentry being sapped, pick up your wrench and rush to save it. Your number one priority is keeping that sentry alive. Ignore any pyros standing around, they're there to keep spies away.
To everyone else: if you see a teammate come out of an odd place, they probably got lost. Hey, we were all new to the game once. Help them out by showing them where to go, remember to lead the way!
I especially like the sniper part. 
