Well, they asked us to do it on something we love. YAG stands for Youth and Government.
PURPOSE: To mandate the education of alchemy within all high schools of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania.
The General Assembly of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania hereby enacts as follows:
Section 1: Short Title
This Act shall be known and may be cited as the Science-tastic! Act
Section 2: Definitions
Alchemy- In this case, to refer to the European philosophical belief that lead may be transmuted into gold.
Chemistry- The science that refers to the composition, structure, and properties of matter.
Section 3: Course
This course will replace the current science course "Chemistry," which will be made into an elective.
The class will be everyday for one semester.
The course will cover the basics of alchemy, including method, reason, and beginning transmutation.
Section 4: Teachers
Chemistry teachers, no longer being need, will be replaced by high ranking occult members from the heart of the Far East.
As payment, they shall receive shiny beads.
Section 5: Funding
A mere 0.04% of the budget will be required to pay for the aforementioned beads.
The funds garnished from the laid-off chemists will go towards funding a scholarship to be awarded to the student who has
proven themselves to be most dedicated to the science of alchemy.
Effective Date: April 17th, 2011, 7:15 a.m.
PURPOSE: To mandate the education of alchemy within all high schools of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania.
The General Assembly of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania hereby enacts as follows:
Section 1: Short Title
This Act shall be known and may be cited as the Science-tastic! Act
Section 2: Definitions
Alchemy- In this case, to refer to the European philosophical belief that lead may be transmuted into gold.
Chemistry- The science that refers to the composition, structure, and properties of matter.
Section 3: Course
This course will replace the current science course "Chemistry," which will be made into an elective.
The class will be everyday for one semester.
The course will cover the basics of alchemy, including method, reason, and beginning transmutation.
Section 4: Teachers
Chemistry teachers, no longer being need, will be replaced by high ranking occult members from the heart of the Far East.
As payment, they shall receive shiny beads.
Section 5: Funding
A mere 0.04% of the budget will be required to pay for the aforementioned beads.
The funds garnished from the laid-off chemists will go towards funding a scholarship to be awarded to the student who has
proven themselves to be most dedicated to the science of alchemy.
Effective Date: April 17th, 2011, 7:15 a.m.
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