Apple's Newest Laptop

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<embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer2/flvplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="355" flashvars="file=http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/92328/video&autostart=false&image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/NO_KEYBOARD_article.jpg&bufferlength=3&embedded=true&title=Apple%20Introduces%20Revolutionary%20New%20Laptop%20With%20No%20Keyboard"></embed><br/><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/apple_introduces_revolutionary?utm_source=embedded_video">Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard</a>
 
ROFL! Funniest thing all day.

"The MacBook Wheel is unbreakable, unless dropped or hit" Ha ha...
 
omg...everything on your PC is only a few hundred wheel clicks away? :confused:

he spent 45 minutes typing an email? :confused:

push the middle button to bring up the keyboard, scroll to the letter you need, (click again to make it capitol), and repeat to type a message. :confused:

It just look like an oversized ipod...:(
 
if i could give my opinion on apple on the forums here... i would get banned

so ill just say this is stupid and i dont like apple ;)
 
Well.....That is all i can say with out getting banned. :D

I'm still wondering why apple thinks it can charge so much for its stuff especially since they started using intel chips. I could understand when it was all proprietary hardware but it's not anymore.
 
Well.....That is all i can say with out getting banned. :D

I'm still wondering why apple thinks it can charge so much for its stuff especially since they started using intel chips. I could understand when it was all proprietary hardware but it's not anymore.

its mush cheaper than it used to be so :D
 
I was getting ready to post this too. Hilarious. Especially the number of Mac bashers that are making fun of the machine out there, and Mac groupies that are actually posting being excited about it. Well done Onion News, well done.
 
8GB lmao 2.6k

9.9k for a 40gig rofl.
This is a computer isn't it? What kind of noob has a 8GB hard drive?
 
I think they just invented something! GARBISH!

They should invent something even better its where all the keys are layed out on the laptop... wait ITS CALLED A KEYBOARD! COME ON APPLE YOU CAN DO BETTER!
 
looks fake to me, the onion NN is a parody of CNN, besides, the product'd fail if it is/was real.

Not even a regular apple computer buyer would buy it.

LOL at sudoku killer xD
 
I love the fact that it is Unix base OS stable and virus proof but this is just so lame...

I do not think the keyboard will be replaces soon unless they create a touch keyboard layout like in the phones. That wheel middle button can never replace a keyboard. It actually will make things harder and time consuming, In this case the hardware is killing the good software totally.
This improvement is not really that and time will show it.
What is faster typing a key or using a mouse to type a key? that is basically what t hey are making you do and people with brains will notice... at least i hope.

Please do not spend that much money in this soon to be failure product watch...


Peace.
 
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