Worst Fortune Cookie Ever

[Plork]

Ok, just popped open my fortune cookie and I didn't even get a fortune!!! I'd rather it have said something along the lines of "someone will drop your toothbrush in the toilet" or "You will be overcharged on a bill and not notice it" but nooooo.

On one side I got...

Learn Chinese - Sauce
(jiang)
Lucky Numbers 29, 24, 3, 36, 37, 51

and on the other....

The food here taste so good, even a cave man likes it.

Seriously China Dragon? This is the junk you're giving me? A bad rip off of a Geico commercial? The shrimp fried rice wasn't even that good in the first place. Sure I can throw the "in bed" joke on the end of the geico ad, but whatever. I want my fortune!

/rant. Sorry.

 

[ManBearPig]

Enjoy

 

[Hoodie]

Lmao. Nice manbear.

 

[Plork]

Ok, now I'm a little scared manbearpig

 

[ThunderPwny]

I once got one that said "You laugh now, wait until you get home."

 

[Narh]

I use Fortune cookies, when ever I get them, to determine how well I play in online games for that night. One time I got one that said "Chicken" on one side and the other was blank.

 

[batterytime]

Well, the worst one I got was:
If you think nobody cares that you're alive, try missing a few mortgage payments.

 

[MharMallanD]

Lol, I got one that said:
"The next few seconds of ur life will change forever"

Then a car smashed into my dads Yukon in the parking lot, coincidence? I think NOT

 

[RESPAWN]

The best one I've ever seen was "Promote literacy, buy a box of fortune cookies." That stayed on our wall for an entire semester. I think the best one I've personally ever had said something along the lines of "Procrastinate tomorrow".

 

[Chase]

I eat at chinese resturants alot.
I put the awesome ones on my fridge:

"Do you crack open every cookie in the hope you'll find something?"
"Your going to get a fortune today"
"If your reading this, you didnt eat the cookie"
"Next time there will be a spider in here..."
"The sandbox, its a desert, for your backyard"
"Your going to be disappointed by this..."
"how did they get this paper in here anyways?"

Sorry the "China dragon" fails at making fortune cookies.
Hopefully your next cookie, will yeild a wonderful outcome.
Or a good laugh.

 

[AdmiralVonBentebent]

Lol, I got one that said:
"The next few seconds of ur life will change forever"

Then a car smashed into my dads Yukon in the parking lot, coincidence? I think NOT

The China man did it! D: xD

 

[ManBearPig]

I like the Taco Bell Packets

http://tbell.bfxmedia.com/

(Google FTW)

 

[FluffyTDestroyer]

I cannot believe no one has brought up the "That wasn't chicken" fortune cookie gag yet... I'm off to go find a pic!

 

[Fuegosan]

lol this is funny

 

[FluffyTDestroyer]

Oh yeah...

See? It COULD be worse!

 

[Sloppie]

Lol
too funny

 

[!Woodstock!]

NOES!!

 

[Wallrat]

Too funny

 

[SScagnetti]

The weirdest fortune I ever got was also the most unhelpful. It was "only you control your fortune".

 

[Mystery Penguin]

NOES!!

LOL AMU is chinese for God/Budha