Beat my fail...
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On my trip i ended up being the weird klutzy guy a few times. (this being a week or two ago)
1 - At the 38th Parallel, between North and South Korea, there's a "3rd Tunnel" that the North Koreans dug to infiltrate into South Korea during an invasion. The tunnel was discovered and people can now go down and see it. We were given hard hats. As we got down to the tunnel, I hit my head *thunk* so I say to my wife "I need to duck more"...turns out I'm not so good at ducking and every time I turn it's *thunk* *thunk* *thunk* all the way down the tunnel. Didn't hurt but sounded very very stupid.
2 - After the traditional dance show in Cambodia, we got to go see the dancers for photo op. There's a long line of girls in front and two short lines behind them of the smaller group specialty dancers, I go in back to get my picture taken and my sandal catches the edge of some floor lighting. So in front of a couple hundred people who are ALL taking pictures, I knock the light askew. My sandal doesn't set back properly on the floor and I do this long continuing stumble nearly falling (very charlie chaplainesque) and repeatedly hitting the long floor lighting (think of an eight foot long wooden box about 6-8" high) and ALL the dancers on stage turning around to see what in the heck is going on in back... it was pretty embarassing.
3 - Fell climbing up some steps in Angkor Wat (not epic fail, as alot of people hurt themselves climbing around up there). Instead of saving myself, though, I kind of rolled to take the impact, but saved my Nikon D200, which was in my hand
1 - At the 38th Parallel, between North and South Korea, there's a "3rd Tunnel" that the North Koreans dug to infiltrate into South Korea during an invasion. The tunnel was discovered and people can now go down and see it. We were given hard hats. As we got down to the tunnel, I hit my head *thunk* so I say to my wife "I need to duck more"...turns out I'm not so good at ducking and every time I turn it's *thunk* *thunk* *thunk* all the way down the tunnel. Didn't hurt but sounded very very stupid.
2 - After the traditional dance show in Cambodia, we got to go see the dancers for photo op. There's a long line of girls in front and two short lines behind them of the smaller group specialty dancers, I go in back to get my picture taken and my sandal catches the edge of some floor lighting. So in front of a couple hundred people who are ALL taking pictures, I knock the light askew. My sandal doesn't set back properly on the floor and I do this long continuing stumble nearly falling (very charlie chaplainesque) and repeatedly hitting the long floor lighting (think of an eight foot long wooden box about 6-8" high) and ALL the dancers on stage turning around to see what in the heck is going on in back... it was pretty embarassing.
3 - Fell climbing up some steps in Angkor Wat (not epic fail, as alot of people hurt themselves climbing around up there). Instead of saving myself, though, I kind of rolled to take the impact, but saved my Nikon D200, which was in my hand
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Win for the funniest image in my head.
I tried to dunk on a basketball net, swung back, fell 9 feet and broke my back in 4 places. HA.
Win for the most painful.
Hmm...I was trying to kick this tennis ball or something in this desert near my house and I missed and kicked a nearby cactus instead? That sucked
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I got my G/F pregnant with a condom on :/
When I was about 5 years old, I jumped from one side of a little ditch to the other and smashed my face off a fire hydrant. Had to get some stiches, and my eye was sealed shut for a couple of weeks.
Only one I can think of right now.
Only one I can think of right now.
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HAHAHAHA...I dont care where this thread goes now...That one wins. Tsk Tsk.
Here is my fail. I have a good friend of mine who is vegetarian. I needed help unloading a Penske Truck full of my household belongings. I bought everyone pizza and beer. I said hey "friend" I ordered MEAT LOVERS pizza. He looks at me and says "Im a vegetarian" I said...I had them put onions and green peppers on it too.
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Hahaha Thanks Herm, lol
Heres another one. This winter vacation I decided to drive up to my friends house in the worst weather ever. Got there fine, but when we were walking down a huge hill, I slipped, knocked my head into a car, put a dent in its corner panel, and was unconciouse for 2 days....lol.
I have the worst luck ever, trust me :/
Heres another one. This winter vacation I decided to drive up to my friends house in the worst weather ever. Got there fine, but when we were walking down a huge hill, I slipped, knocked my head into a car, put a dent in its corner panel, and was unconciouse for 2 days....lol.
I have the worst luck ever, trust me :/
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Man, this is to fun, so im gonna just share all my retarted moments.
Last summer my buddy was moving to Texas, so we all decided to have a party at my house that my parents never went to. A party house u would say. So we put 300 dollars, got alcohol, and a lot of weed, etc. What happened is that after we were smashed the neighbors called the cops. My dumbass move while I was high was try to reason with the COP. My very lines, told by someone sober was, "So, if i understand correctly, ur a cop, but u cant get my in trouble if all the weed and alcohol is gone." All he told me was to go outside and talk to my dad and stop being such a Car Salesman.....lmao
Last summer my buddy was moving to Texas, so we all decided to have a party at my house that my parents never went to. A party house u would say. So we put 300 dollars, got alcohol, and a lot of weed, etc. What happened is that after we were smashed the neighbors called the cops. My dumbass move while I was high was try to reason with the COP. My very lines, told by someone sober was, "So, if i understand correctly, ur a cop, but u cant get my in trouble if all the weed and alcohol is gone." All he told me was to go outside and talk to my dad and stop being such a Car Salesman.....lmao
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When I was 9, I was sitting at the kitchen table eating dinner. For drink I had apple juice, my dad however, had beer in an identicle glass. (They're practically the same colour)
I picked up his glass and took a massive swig before realising my mistake >.<
I picked up his glass and took a massive swig before realising my mistake >.<
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Hahaha....sure u did lol
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After driving motorcycle and not a regular bike like in 2 years, in down hill (when riding normal bike) I tried to pull the clutch... it was no clutch...it was the front wheel brake...and it hurt my groin as I swinged off the saddle.
