Beat my fail...

I let Puddinpop live... now he is trying to rule my life... NEVA!

The biggest fail i have done was telling my teacher "no u" like 14 times in repetition. 3 detentions that day
 
I told my teacher that she should be telling nasty jokes about her body until she lost at least 200 pounds and bought this thing called a BRA.....lol

Suspension for me...hahaha
 
ew... epic fail :D (no offense)

One time I was trying ride my bike and circles, and it fell. My elbow got a bruise :(
 
i was skating and tried grinding a rail but going to fast and board slipped from under my feet and i fell and well i hit the worst spot ever and some how i got a cut on my head and i just started bleeding on my head and legs lol
 
One time, i picked up my phone, it fell out of my hand, smashed my head and i fainted.
 
When i was younger, i heard about mike tyson chewing off some guy's ear, so before i went to sleep at night i would check under my bed for mike tyson. In my mom's car, i would stay away from windows because i was afraid tyson would run up beside me, smash the window, and bite my ear off.

seriously.
 
Lol Beta...

But seriously one time, when i was about 3, i wondered onto the main road was about to cross the street when the police picked me up.
 
I jumped down an entire like 10 step flight of stairs and hit my head on the ceiling, did a backflip and landed on my head.
 
when in high school (secondary school for us brits) emmm slightly higher school (college for us brits) and college (Uni for us brits :p) iv been labeld clumsiest person in the year witin the first week, when i left college i had broken about ?200 wort of science equipment, in high school i destroyed two peoples blazers :D ripped one sleeve off and droped paint on another, i also broke a persons watch...never paied for any of it :D

:D
 
I over-overclocked my processor... it fried so badly it had a chip in it.
Expensive mistake :(
 
I was Walking around Disney land on my vacation and managed to run face first into a poll that was holding up the tent for the churos! I fell flat on my back... dont ask me how i hit a poll that was only 2 inches wide :P
 
Chipped a tooth on a bottle of rum...not that bad of a fail considering how wasted I was.
 
When i was much younger at a scout camp, there was a tug of war competition. Our scout group decided to to join it and so we went to sign up for it. Unfortunately for me I managed to trip over a pole on the ground, twist my ankle and bang my head on the trophy table. Paramedics on site came out to treat me.

We lost obviously without me being in fit shape to take part. Not as funny or painful as others here but still petty fail.
 
Well i hooked my rock band drums up to my pc and played a game called unsigned. As i was playing AC/DC-Back in Black, I was hitting the red drum pad and after i few hits i noticed it was not in the same spot as it was on the previous hit. I look down only to see that the plastic broke. and the pad was hanging on by just a little bit of plastic. To add to the damage to the drums a week later i hit the bass pedal just the wrong way and snapped it in half.
 
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