STOP...It's para time

[EyelessHunter]

Some of you are devout followers and some of you do not even know the truth, but each and every one of us can still be a better human being because of the para...
Petey the para is back and ready to rock after his brief vacation with stevey the office snowman. They brought us back some pictures of their trip.

Petey is here to teach us once again the many ways the para can physically, emotionally, mentally, and spiritually improve your life.

FIRST. Let me ask you something. Do you feel your soul is in danger? Because you should. The para gods do not show their mercy to the AK-47 and M4 weilding CS:S traitors. Sure they may be able to perform long distance shots......but that won't help their salvation. If you do not use a para you will die and you will burn end of story. ESPECIALLY, if you use a scout. This is the most foul weapon created. This is a real photograph of a scout users afterlife...............

And to those who are followers the benefits are wide and wonderful. For instance, those who have paras are well thought of in the community and well liked by all. Once you use a para you well never again be the lonely kid in the corner. You will be the coolest kid in school. Everyone will adore you. The babes will love you.

So in conclusion. Live your life. Expand your horizions. THINK WITH A NEW PARADIGM!!!!!!!

 

[hydrazine]

Hallelujah.

 

[Beta]

Our Para
Who art in thyne hands
Awesome be thy name
Thy Ownage Come
thy will be fun
on office
as it is in dust
gives us this camp
our daily ammo
and forgive us our headshots
as we forgive those who headshots us
and lead us not into reloading
but deliver us from a 0-10 streak
for thyne is the pwnage, the para, and the glory
forever and ever
The end

Copyrighted By Beta.

beta beta beta.

 

[EyelessHunter]

OMG amazing beta......

 

[Beta]

yes, on office today i camped behind a table with a para. i believed in it and it gave me the winning edge. all hail para

 

[[O?]]

Our Para
Who art in thyne hands
Awesome be thy name
Thy Ownage Come
thy will be fun
on office
as it is in dust
gives us this camp
our daily ammo
and forgive us our headshots
as we forgive those who headshots us
and lead us not into reloading
but deliver us from a 0-10 streak
for thyne is the pwnage, the para, and the glory
forever and ever
The end

Copyrighted By Beta.

beta beta beta.

ok. im not in any of the "digms" (not para nor scout nor p90) but if i were to choose one, BETA definitly would get me to join the paradigm with this amazing piece of literature. Beta, your words move me. !up Beta and !up paradigm

 

[Beta]

its not me, the para guides my hands.

 

[blackhawksniper]

I have walked off the path of the paradigm, but the words of Beta have brought me back on track.

 

[EyelessHunter]

Yay!

 

[kklulz]

awp < para.
m4 < para.
ak < para.
deagle < para.

'nuff said.

 

[[O?]]

I have walked off the path of the paradigm, but the words of Beta have brought me back on track.

wise choice. (this thread is gonna turn into another one of those "digm wars"

 

[blackhawksniper]

awp < para.
m4 < para.
ak < para.
deagle < para.

'nuff said.


para owns all ;p

thats what I thought ;p

 

[[O?]]

LOL i was like wtf. i know i read kkulz' post earlier and he was hatin on the para. omg now blackhawk has the authority to switch ppl's posts around!


ITS THE ARMMAAGGEEDDONNN

 

[xplag]

I prostrate myself before the almighty PARA!

 

[Beta]

Magikarp is the new para mascot.

 

[Medichunter]

Roflmao

 

[EyelessHunter]

Lol magikarp for the WIN.

MAH POKEMANS LET ME SHOW U THEM

 

[Sebulba]

haha. i love that fish thing....para is indeed the best gun in the game...you shoot through a door and kill people!

 

[Prokiller]

Hawk was owning the whole team

OMG TURTLE!

 

[kklulz]

!down blackhawksniper

Binded to f10.