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Ok this is from a different forum on myspace and this guy from the forum had someone try to jack his account on msn and this is what happened

This post has foul language at the end be advised

You know how people try to trick you into giving up account information on the internet? This guys guy fights back. so funny

br0kenrabbit: hi

Greg_ValveOLS: good evening

br0kenrabbit: What's ip?

br0kenrabbit: up?

Greg_ValveOLS: my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team

br0kenrabbit: On MSN?

Greg_ValveOLS: yes Smiley

br0kenrabbit: Why?

Greg_ValveOLS: we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information

br0kenrabbit: My information?

Greg_ValveOLS: we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?

br0kenrabbit: No. I don't even have it written down.

Greg_ValveOLS: hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?

br0kenrabbit: Well...

Greg_ValveOLS: if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. Smiley

br0kenrabbit: Well

Greg_ValveOLS: dont worry this connect it secure

br0kenrabbit: Can I be honest with you, Greg?

Greg_ValveOLS: k

br0kenrabbit: Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either.

br0kenrabbit: Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see.

Greg_ValveOLS: huh?

Greg_ValveOLS: bs

br0kenrabbit: Trace it.

Greg_ValveOLS: how

br0kenrabbit: Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.

Greg_ValveOLS: oh k

br0kenrabbit: As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.

br0kenrabbit: I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.

Greg_ValveOLS: why?

br0kenrabbit: Have you read the ToS?

Greg_ValveOLS: Tod?

Greg_ValveOLS: tos

br0kenrabbit: terms of service

Greg_ValveOLS: were?

br0kenrabbit: Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.

Greg_ValveOLS: why

br0kenrabbit: I just told you why

Greg_ValveOLS: Frowning smiley

br0kenrabbit: I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?

Greg_ValveOLS: k

br0kenrabbit: First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.

Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxx xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit: Is this you?

Greg_ValveOLS: ya

br0kenrabbit: Are you the only user of this account?

Greg_ValveOLS: ya

br0kenrabbit: Okay, and what is the username

Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit: Okay.

br0kenrabbit: I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you. Smiley

Greg_ValveOLS: some. dude

br0kenrabbit: Do you always log on from the same IP?

Greg_ValveOLS: ya

br0kenrabbit: And who is your internet providers, your ISP?

Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit: Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.

Greg_ValveOLS: am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?

br0kenrabbit: What is your city of residence?

br0kenrabbit: That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far.

Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxxx

br0kenrabbit: Illinios?

Greg_ValveOLS: yes

br0kenrabbit: Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?

Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit: Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.

Greg_ValveOLS: why

br0kenrabbit: So I can update your account.

Greg_ValveOLS: can I play 2 nite

Greg_ValveOLS: clan fight

Greg_ValveOLS: wont win without me heh

br0kenrabbit: Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?

Greg_ValveOLS: ya

br0kenrabbit: Okay. Give me just a moment.

br0kenrabbit: Try to log in now.

Greg_ValveOLS: k


Greg_ValveOLS: It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?

br0kenrabbit: Greg

Greg_ValveOLS: did u ban me???????????>WHY

br0kenrabbit: Greg

Greg_ValveOLS: what

br0kenrabbit: Valve will never ask for your username and password.

Greg_ValveOLS: what????

br0kenrabbit: I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.

Greg_ValveOLS: omg dude wtf why?

br0kenrabbit: Why were you trying to steal my account?

Greg_ValveOLS: i wanst

br0kenrabbit: Then why were you asking for my information?

Greg_ValveOLS: i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give
my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it

br0kenrabbit: Greg

Greg_ValveOLS: dude pleas

Greg_ValveOLS: what

br0kenrabbit: Go mow some yards, *****.

Edited by Cryptex for language.
 
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Hahahaha......little children are uber gallable......i love this fool. I need to find him and give him like 100 of my dollars....lol

Priceless :D
 
I love the last line, even though I'm only guessing what the last word is...

This is epic win, almost on par with the scambaiters website.
 
OMG THAT IS SO FUNNY! Haha, that so made my day! Im 13 and even im not that stupid! Some stupid spelling mistakes... some stupid questions gah this guys bad! That other guy so got him! HAHA :):):):)
 
What games does the account have?
Pfft, probably just gmod9 and other free games.

"liek ples i m 13 nd i just saved up to get steam account"
Steam accounts are free... I am 13, I know better than that... GOSH!
 
Who is this br0kenrabbit anyway? If I ever find him I'm gonna give him my graphics card. He did a very nice job.
 
I read that over on another forum.

Still hilarious though! Gotta love how gullible little kids are. :p
 
lol

I, as I said on another thread, always put something like "youareanoob" backwards when they ask for my password :D
 
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