This is how it begins!!!

[-=Punisher=-]

IM READY. BRING EM ON. All we have here in Indiana IS cornfields, doubt we'll have many problems.

 

[RESPAWN]

At the bottom of the article yesterday it had said that it would be a pandemic if it started spreading in humans. Only a matter of time before it goes from fatal to the dead raising. That and if you have ever read Max Brooks books you would get the China reference.

I <3 World War Z. It's like, my future biography.

 

[Sexy Beast]

what do you mean? It's happening right now

FrazarMan here. I am in Akron Ohio and they just took over our downtown area. Me and like 4 survivors are in a mall because that always seemed to work in the movies. No one here is infected that we know but there is a pregnant woman here so we will keep an eye on her. We have plenty of ammo and food to go around for a long time, so we will be playing the waiting game. They got my brother Puddinpop... so he will be my first target. I need confirmation that everyone else is ok around the world... oh wait... they are at the door... "no we don't have an change"... stupid homeless.

Anyways the zombies are taking over Ohio... attacking our corn fields and making our lives hell. Anyone else alive?

Are you sure that is just not your over active imagination. I mean I barricaded in a Costco for a few days after playing Dead Rising for too long. Thank god I went in there after closing or there would have been a few casualties.

If you want my advice. The zombies outside are not zombies they are probably the police and the news...and the people you think you are protecting...well they are your hostages. Personally I would turn yourself in before they storm the mall and arrest you. Usually in the case of mistaken Zombie Apocalypse, they wont send you to prison just a psychiatrist.

 

[Frazar]

Are you sure that is just not your over active imagination. I mean I barricaded in a Costco for a few days after playing Dead Rising for too long. Thank god I went in there after closing or there would have been a few casualties.

If you want my advice. The zombies outside are not zombies they are probably the police and the news...and the people you think you are protecting...well they are your hostages. Personally I would turn yourself in before they storm the mall and arrest you. Usually in the case of mistaken Zombie Apocalypse, they wont send you to prison just a psychiatrist.

thats something a zombie would say...

 

[Sexy Beast]

thats something a zombie would say...

Naw man. Last time I checked zombies can't use the internet.

 

[Frazar]

Naw man. Last time I checked zombies can't use the internet.

something else a zombie would say... (loads gun) as soon as i find a safe exit form this mall i am coming for ye!

 

[Sexy Beast]

something else a zombie would say... (loads gun) as soon as i find a safe exit form this mall i am coming for ye!

wouldn't recommend it. To many of them. I would wait for rescue or an act of god.

 

[Frazar]

or if weather permits... i hear it is raining zombies out there

 

[Sexy Beast]

or if weather permits... i hear it is raining zombies out there

out where man. I'm in florida. Your mall is on CNN. It just came in that the military is movin in to clean the area.

 

[Valiant Fluffy]

Zombies will burn in the arizona heat. And die by MOGARS hands.

 

[Sackman]

The zombies only want hugs... jeez

HUGS OF DOOOM1!!!!!!!!!!

My Car

 

[2 F 4 B P]

I still don't see how that will lead to a zombie apocalypse. But the possibility of another happening are still very real.

I've seen that pic before on another thread, I'll say what I said before again...

That pic is very corny lol

 

[Vandall]

Well if there is a zombie apocolypse I am NOT gonna hold out with any of you guys. Especially since you guys are the sucks in L4D.
Just kidding, you guys rock at L4D. But if I see any of you I won't hesitate to blow your head off. = )

 

[Jinsei Zetsumei]

At the bottom of the article yesterday it had said that it would be a pandemic if it started spreading in humans. Only a matter of time before it goes from fatal to the dead raising. That and if you have ever read Max Brooks books you would get the China reference.

Yeah I dont read I just get headshots

 

[Paraplegic_Ballerina]

Wow. I guess none of you really understand jokes.