stupidest thing u have done

[Darth]

I was born. I ate food. I joined eGO.

 

[Badfish]

dude i can !up that.
In canada i got thrown out of 4 churches in a row for showing up in my PJ's that they gave us for this trip (some red PJ's looked really Satanic) and my hair was sticking up... made it look like i had horns. So when someone told me this i started lurking around like some demon and muttering under my voice. So they thought i was the anti-christ and threw me out.

ahahahaa good one

 

[CroutonsofDeath{RD}]

Hmm, I have to list 3 things and they all involve cars and my complete lack of depth perception and attention span; and I'm actually pretty lucky to be alive when you think about it I think the 3rd and final one (I got my license taken away, I haven't cared to get try and get it back yet.) is the stupidest, but they're all pretty dumb.

Accident #1:
My horrible eye sight amongst other things, decided to create an imaginary third and fourth lane between me and the other lane people were driving on. I attempt to drive into the imaginary third lane, drive into another car. (Thankfully not at a very high speed :S)

Accident #2:
Attempting to enter a lane from the intersection, when I finally think there's time for me to turn without a car coming by, I hit the gas pedal a little too hard, turn a little too hard, spin out and end up smacking into a lamp post.

Accident #3: Drowsy amongst other things. I was NOT paying attention, and sort of having a day dream that I was back in my hometown in the UK, completely forget I'm in the US and drive into the oncoming lane. Thankfully, there weren't many cars out and it wasn't a very busy street, but there was still someone out there who honked which startled me, I swerved, ended up hitting a tree.

As I said they took my licscence away after #3, and I'm not going to bother getting it back because I'll probably continue to suck at driving, and I don't really feel its worth risking my life or anyonelse's lives just because I can't drive worth crap. In fact another reason #3 was really dumb is not only that time was I endangering my life and anyone else who was on the road, I was endangering my wife Chie's life too because she happened to be my passenger at the time.

 

[jaekob17]

haha all great ones

 

[Sackman]

i kicked my dad in th u know wat at age 5 :3

 

[Valiant Fluffy]

I once ate everything pizza.. stomach hated me.

 

[Istonian]

Went shooting with a 10 gauge. My shoulder hurt for days.

 

[gotrice]

stupidest? trying to talk to someone on vent with no mic on and forgetting when i do plug it in. I was cussing a lot and the person thought i was cussin at them (not in ego vent)

 

[Fragbait]

Got arrested in a church.... don't ask

Awww I'm sure we'd all love to hear this

 

[jaekob17]

lol

 

[jaekob17]

there al so funny

 

[SogeKing]

Back when I lived in California, I was visiting my grandma's store. I was looking at these pigeons on the roof of my grandma's store. Still looking at the pigeons, I walked towards my grandma's store, when all of a sudden, I saw this white blob coming towards me. Still staring at it, it hits me in the eye. I ran into my grandma's store crying with bird poop all over my face. I don't know why I didn't dodge it, I just stared at it until it hit me.

 

[Istonian]

Back when I lived in California, I was visiting my grandma's store. I was looking at these pigeons on the roof of my grandma's store. Still looking at the pigeons, I walked towards my grandma's store, when all of a sudden, I saw this white blob coming towards me. Still staring at it, it hits me in the eye. I ran into my grandma's store crying with bird poop all over my face. I don't know why I didn't dodge it, I just stared at it until it hit me.

XD! A friend of mine was deuced on by a duck once.

 

[e MpTy]

Going to this thread thinking it said "weirdrest thing you have done?"

reading other peoples replie.. how is that weird? *scatchs head* lol

 

[Joe_The_Plumber]

i was talkin to these girls at the beach. i meant to send a txt message to my friend but i accidentally sent it to the girl infront of me

lets just say it didnt end well..

 

[2 F 4 B P]

I crashed my brothers car while making a u-turn. He wasn't too happy...

 

[Angeal]

I Drove my mini bike, Also note it's gas powered, And i drove it over a ditch i forgot that was there,

Another time was when i was Skate boarding in the house and it was on Concreak and my mom and dad said your going to get hurt, So the next thing i do is they left So me and my brother are only home and i was Stakeing in the house after they told me not too, And i cut my head open while my mom was far away.

But my sister didn't live very far and my brother was talking to her and she was telling him what to do, So i was fine


I was mad i punched a glass window did it not only hurt but,The glass was every where.

 

[broccolicreamsoup]

I didn't care about school

 

[Cryptex]

I kicked a window in, a bird flew in and pooped on my head.

 

[broccolicreamsoup]

I kicked a window in, a bird flew in and pooped on my head.

how is that even possible ?