stupidest thing u have done

Went to the zoo as a kid(5 yrs old)....opened/broke into the money cage and got jumped by 10 spider moneys.......they punch/kick hard
 
I *pretended* to trip and spin around, because I was mad, and punched out the glass panels on my mom's glass doll collection. Nothing broke, except for a few glass panes. Hurt pretty bad though, because I stubbed my toe in the process of falling into the glass.

Thankfully, I didn't get cut at all.
 
I was 6 and i saw a girl with her belly button pierced and while i was at my grandparents house i saw a hand staple gun one of those loud ones and i thought hey i can do that so i did and WOW it hurt had a staple in my stomach *sigh* good times
 
When I was like 4-5 I saw my dad leaving for work so I ran outside and stuck my head in between the fence posts, I was stuck there for a couple hours...
 
I was playing Stuntman for the PS1 and i got all the way to the james bond mission at the end. I took the game over to my friend's house back then becouse he was going to record the movie so we can put it on the web. That was the cool part. Into an hour of the game I started to get very upset at the game becouse i kept failing the first mission. I slamed my first control onto the floor breaking it into two, He took me out to cool me down...so we went to see a movie, Three hours later i picked up my last controler and tryed agean. Lets just say 5 hours latter my Controler and my PS1 went out his window.....with the window closed.....and my wallet 100$ lighter...
 
When I was 5 years old I was helping my family process food from the garden and while my cousin and I were shucking the corn with an old hand driven metal corn shucker I grabbed some of the empty cobs to throw in the bucket and the machine grabbed the cob and pulled it back in with my hand still attached. They had to reverse the machine to get my hand back out and a month later I was released from the hospital after many surgeries and plastic surgeries to reconstruct my hand. I still remember that day and the day they removed all my stitches. You can still see all the scars from the cuts and stitches 28 years later.... Amazing how one stupid mistake can alter your life forever.
 
Mines long
Well my friend samir has a bamboo forest in his backyard, its always been there, its pretty odd. Either way, we decided to build a fort with and inside of the bamboo. It actually turned out really awesome with the assistance of some power tools and wood. With 3 different cot/bed things and a roof of bamboo and large leaves.
Now onto the stupid part:

Since we had this awesome fort, we had to do stuff in it. So our great idea was to create a GIANT bon fire INSIDE the fort, to cook hotdogs over. Instead of simply microwaving them...genius i know. The fire was composed of sticks, wood, and dryed up reed sort of things that burned really well. Again, this is inside of a fort comprimised entirely of wood/bamboo.
So it got huge, and we cooked hotdogs, delicious, fun, and exciting.

Time to put the fire out...or not. We threw buckets of water on it, threw dirt, pee'd on it, spit on it. nothing detered the flame. Nobody panicked though because we were so light headed from all the smoke being breathed in since the smoke had no where to go but waft around inside.
So the fire began spreading, and we needed to get out. Only 2 exits, the back way (blocked entirely by the enormous fire) and the front door, which "cause its cool" was opereated by a complex set of pulleys to give it a draw bridge effect. So there we are laughing, giggling and screaming as we struggle to get the front door open. We were in that hyper mode you get into, where your so pumped on adrenaline everythings histerical and funny.

Finally we escaped and got the hose and put out the fire...sorta.
It appeared again later when samirs mom came out to check on what had happened. We got in huge trouble and my dad took me to the burn ward to show me what can happen when you mess with fire. I was 13 or 14.

In retrospect it was a fun day. And while it was incredibly stupid, im would do it all over again.
 
When I came up with this awesome idea to make a bonfire on a huge dry cornfield. It hadn't rained for days. I was 8 or so. It didn`t turn out very bad though.
 
When I was five, my dad was pumping gas and the car was on a slight hill, so I reached over and put the car in neutral and the car started going backwards and the pump flew out of my dads hands, by the time he got the car and stopped it, it almost ran into the post office brick wall :P go dad!!!

And my senior year in high school I skipped school for three days in a row playing FFXI, on the third day I heard my mom bust in the house yelling for me(hides in closet, didn't quite work) school called her at work =(.
 
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