You Know Youre A Gamer When:
1. you look at the sun and thinks what the resolution is.
2. you close your eyes and see a crosshair.
3. when the boss coatches you nappin in your office you yell "Admin... Wallhack".
4. you belive 1st WW wee between SK and eoLithic, and that 2nd WW were between SoA, Limitless and Dynamic-Crew.
5. you shoot you teacher, as you think set person is a demon(wich could happend)
6. youre wondering why, theres no minimun requirements on your math book
7. you automaticli looks for snipers when you seldomly go outside.
8. you get paranoia when theres many people and you yell “KILL TEHM ALL!!!”.
9. you get pulled over by a cop, and ask for his stats.
10. you give the doctor you ICQ# instead of your personal number.
11. the first words yu kid say is “GO GO GO!”.
12. you generally think that the gameplay in the world is too slow
13. you’ve tried to explain to your friends how yoiu write 1337 (LEET, Elite)
14. you hear voices inside of you head saying “Fire In The Hole!” and "Affirmative".
15. its important for you that your cabinet looks great INSIDE.
16. youre perm customer at the lokal colapusher
17. if you get the choice of playing, or doing you homework for tommorow, you choose playing.
18. sit and lay down(commands for a dog) is replaced by “Hold This Position”.
19. when theres news about Afganistan and USA you scream ”TEAMS!”
20. you cant live without cola
21. you start to lagg when you can see more than 10 people at once.
22. you’re convinced that the rambo movies is on “easy”.
23. you bring your laptop for survival camp.
24. you take the word “nerd” as a compliment, and scream “NERDS!!!!!!” at your friends
25. you dont get why you cant become a cand. Nerd.
26. you run trough the supermarket to buy, since you only have 5 secs buy time.
27. when you eat, youre impressed how good a fork works as a controller.
28. you think that ugly people just have a lower resolution.
29. you speak about your friends using their nickname.
30. you see a security guard in a mall, you yell "Camper!!! Camper!!!".
31. youre afsleep adn yell “Go Go Go!” and “Man Down”
32. youre watching a movie, and se a sniper, you yell “AWP WHORE!!!!”.
33. you dont know that there exists more food than jsut pizza and cola.
34. you mom asks you to clean up, and removes all unnasesary files from your harddrive.
35. you want new hardvare, but youre broke as always.
36. your teacher enters teh classroom, and you yell “Enemy Spotted”.
37. when you finaly hits your teacher in the hed, you yell “Enemy Down” while your classmates yell ”Headshot!”.
38. you think blue clothes is fashion
39. you take up your knife in gymnasticts, to run faster.
40. You got road rage and yelled "NOOB" and another driver.
41. When the Cardinals inexplicably beat the Eagles, you go to spec and submit a demo of them speedhacking.
42. when u try to change the brightness of the world
43. you suspect your neighboor for being a terrorist
44. when a babe ask’s for you number, you give her your WOWID
45. You don't enter a room without throwing in a flashbang
46. When you warn someone for cursing in a bar.
47. When you have a two character phrase binded to a key because you are too lazy to :3 yourself.
48. you get a question right in class and you shout 'Boom headshot'.
49. When your 78 years old and still play counter-strike
50. You get yourself into sticky situations and wish you could revert back to a previous save-point in life.
51. When the phrases 'noob' and 'owned' very aggrevatingly find their way into your everyday vocabulary, causing a complete lack of ability to make witty retorts. EVER.
52. When you start quoting TF2 characters at lunch, and no one else has a clue what you're talking about.
53. When you slam your keyboard due to dieing.
54. When you die and hit your mouse. And then immediately regret it because you hurt your hand.
55. replaying idiots of garys motd in your head
56. thinking of pyroing someone
57. bunnyhop around to work
58. Often do lengthy favors for friends in hopes of some good loot and a buttload of EXP
59. Blow on your food BEFORE sticking it in the toaster. (see NES cartridge)
60. When you get scared while watching a horror movie, you jump up and attempt to noclip out of the room.
61. You vault the crowbar as a "holy weapon"
62. when you tell your teacher "Negative" when they say if you have your homework. Then try and stealth out of class.
63. You see a group of people in your way in a hall and think "I hope their on my team cause then I can walk through them"
64. You slip and fall and automatically feel that you should not have made Dexterity your "dump stat" (Dungeons and Dragons is the reference)
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Im not sure that is gramaticly rigth, couse i just translated it directly from danish
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added all the new ones exept the headshot and vampire ones(didnt get
them)
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keep them comming!
1. you look at the sun and thinks what the resolution is.
2. you close your eyes and see a crosshair.
3. when the boss coatches you nappin in your office you yell "Admin... Wallhack".
4. you belive 1st WW wee between SK and eoLithic, and that 2nd WW were between SoA, Limitless and Dynamic-Crew.
5. you shoot you teacher, as you think set person is a demon(wich could happend)
6. youre wondering why, theres no minimun requirements on your math book
7. you automaticli looks for snipers when you seldomly go outside.
8. you get paranoia when theres many people and you yell “KILL TEHM ALL!!!”.
9. you get pulled over by a cop, and ask for his stats.
10. you give the doctor you ICQ# instead of your personal number.
11. the first words yu kid say is “GO GO GO!”.
12. you generally think that the gameplay in the world is too slow
13. you’ve tried to explain to your friends how yoiu write 1337 (LEET, Elite)
14. you hear voices inside of you head saying “Fire In The Hole!” and "Affirmative".
15. its important for you that your cabinet looks great INSIDE.
16. youre perm customer at the lokal colapusher
17. if you get the choice of playing, or doing you homework for tommorow, you choose playing.
18. sit and lay down(commands for a dog) is replaced by “Hold This Position”.
19. when theres news about Afganistan and USA you scream ”TEAMS!”
20. you cant live without cola
21. you start to lagg when you can see more than 10 people at once.
22. you’re convinced that the rambo movies is on “easy”.
23. you bring your laptop for survival camp.
24. you take the word “nerd” as a compliment, and scream “NERDS!!!!!!” at your friends
25. you dont get why you cant become a cand. Nerd.
26. you run trough the supermarket to buy, since you only have 5 secs buy time.
27. when you eat, youre impressed how good a fork works as a controller.
28. you think that ugly people just have a lower resolution.
29. you speak about your friends using their nickname.
30. you see a security guard in a mall, you yell "Camper!!! Camper!!!".
31. youre afsleep adn yell “Go Go Go!” and “Man Down”
32. youre watching a movie, and se a sniper, you yell “AWP WHORE!!!!”.
33. you dont know that there exists more food than jsut pizza and cola.
34. you mom asks you to clean up, and removes all unnasesary files from your harddrive.
35. you want new hardvare, but youre broke as always.
36. your teacher enters teh classroom, and you yell “Enemy Spotted”.
37. when you finaly hits your teacher in the hed, you yell “Enemy Down” while your classmates yell ”Headshot!”.
38. you think blue clothes is fashion
39. you take up your knife in gymnasticts, to run faster.
40. You got road rage and yelled "NOOB" and another driver.
41. When the Cardinals inexplicably beat the Eagles, you go to spec and submit a demo of them speedhacking.
42. when u try to change the brightness of the world
43. you suspect your neighboor for being a terrorist
44. when a babe ask’s for you number, you give her your WOWID
45. You don't enter a room without throwing in a flashbang
46. When you warn someone for cursing in a bar.
47. When you have a two character phrase binded to a key because you are too lazy to :3 yourself.
48. you get a question right in class and you shout 'Boom headshot'.
49. When your 78 years old and still play counter-strike
50. You get yourself into sticky situations and wish you could revert back to a previous save-point in life.
51. When the phrases 'noob' and 'owned' very aggrevatingly find their way into your everyday vocabulary, causing a complete lack of ability to make witty retorts. EVER.
52. When you start quoting TF2 characters at lunch, and no one else has a clue what you're talking about.
53. When you slam your keyboard due to dieing.
54. When you die and hit your mouse. And then immediately regret it because you hurt your hand.
55. replaying idiots of garys motd in your head
56. thinking of pyroing someone
57. bunnyhop around to work
58. Often do lengthy favors for friends in hopes of some good loot and a buttload of EXP
59. Blow on your food BEFORE sticking it in the toaster. (see NES cartridge)
60. When you get scared while watching a horror movie, you jump up and attempt to noclip out of the room.
61. You vault the crowbar as a "holy weapon"
62. when you tell your teacher "Negative" when they say if you have your homework. Then try and stealth out of class.
63. You see a group of people in your way in a hall and think "I hope their on my team cause then I can walk through them"
64. You slip and fall and automatically feel that you should not have made Dexterity your "dump stat" (Dungeons and Dragons is the reference)
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Im not sure that is gramaticly rigth, couse i just translated it directly from danish
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added all the new ones exept the headshot and vampire ones(didnt get
them)
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keep them comming!
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