jokes

[jaekob17]

alright got a funny joke for ya alright there were three men on a plane heading to jamaca and the flight attendend said u have to drop 3 things of to make the plane lighter so 1 man dropped a brick the 2 man dropped a cement brick and the 3 man dropped a bomb wen they arived they saw a man crying they asked wat happend and he said a brick hit me on the head so they kepet walking they saw a nother man crying so they asked wat haped and he said i got hit on the head with a cement brick so they kept walking and they saw a man laughing they asked wat happend and he said i farted and the guy behind me blow up so funny

 

[Istonian]

This is a football one. I am a Bronco's fan btw.


Water covers 70% of the Earth.

Champ Bailey covers the other 30%

 

[SogeKing]

Lol thats pretty funny. Don't forget to put punctuations in your sentences, took me a while to read it.

 

[Dewars]

Chuck Norris Jokes
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

 

[jaekob17]

lol funny

 

[Istonian]

Chuck Norris Jokes
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.