The Quote Book

[Jorzonator]

"This statement is false. True or false?" Eubulides
(The liar paradox)

 

[Anders]

Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: I am a leaf on the wind - watch how I soar.

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [shouting down into the vault] We're coming down to empty the vault now!
Vault Guard: [calling back up] You'll have to give me your authorization password!
[Jayne fires a burst from his automatic rifle]
Vault Guard: Uh... okay!

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [on the ship's intercom] This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then - explode

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Do you want to run this ship?
Jayne Cobb: Yes!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [caught off guard] Well... you can't...

I love that movie...

 

[Deja]

"You get an A for effort, however, I give you an F for results."

 

[TcVinsky]

Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting. ~John Russell

 

[Sgt. McAwesome]

(Private: CryTekEmployee31) =(eG)=? Dark Deity: please start playing the game, crytek. Thanks
CryTekEmployee31 : hold on
CryTekEmployee31 : my aimbot just messed up

 

[CharlesPNorris]

"Leave the gun. Take the Canoli." The Godfather

"Keep your friends close; your enemies won't matter in the end."- Hope of the States song "Friends/Enemies"

 

[xShadow]

"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight." -Tsun Zu

 

[+_Johnny_+]

"Don't touch my dirt." Captain Jack Sparrow

"All I can do is be me, whoever that is." Bob Dylan

"There is no try, there is only do or do not." Yoda

"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." Chinese Proverb

"Knowledge is power." Francis Bacon

"If every fool wore a crown, we'd all be kings." Welsh Proverb

"The only way to have a friend is to be one." Ralph Waldo Emerson

"I laugh because I must not cry." Abraham Lincoln

"Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy." Benjamin Franklin

"Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. " John Lennon

"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." Aristotle

"The dreamers are the saviors of the world." James Allen

"Yesterday is but today's memory, tomorrow is today's dream" Kahlil Gibran

"Art is what you can get away with" Andy Warhol

"A man may die, nations will rise and fall, but an idea lives on." John F. Kennedy

"Emancipate yourself of mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds." Bob Marley

"Money can't buy life." Bob Marley

"Seamos realistas, hagamos lo imposible!" Che Guevara

"Es una locura amar, a menos de que se ame con locura." Latin Proverb

I love those, never forget them. :]

 

[Quest]

"Follow your bliss"
-Joseph Campbell

 

[.:cake:.]

ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!

-Vegeta

 

[xosniper]

"HANG ON!!! HANG ON!!!! HANG ON!!! HANG ON!!!! HANG ON!!!!!" GardenGrove New Years Eve Vent.

 

[BerlinGreen]

Demetrius: "Villain, what hast thou done?"
Aaron: "That which thou canst not undo."
Chiron: "Thou hast undone our mother."
Aaron: "Villain, I have done thy mother."

One of the first recorded yo momma jokes circa 1584. Shakespeare never ceases to be ahead of his time.

 

[hemiboardr]

"He who controls others may be powerful, but he who has mastered himself is mightier still". - lao tzu (i think)