Top 10 signs "cs_office" has taken over your life

[Lobo]

10. You yell "FIRE IN THE HOLE" when you toss a dinner roll at the table.

9. You keep a large amount of printer paper on hand

8. You leave and enter your house through broken windows.

7. The doors in your house are either wide open or closed and locked.

6. The shelves in your backroom are strewn with boxes and papertowels.

5. There is an ungodly amount of wooden crates and dumpsters around your house.

4. All the doorways in your house are blocked with chairs and filecabinets

3. You have around the house a nice collection of demotivational posters .

2. All those posters have ended up on the floor.

1. Well.......I could only think of 9. What's your number 1 sign?

 

[EyelessHunter]

Number 1 sign, you use the para to brush your teeth

 

[GetSomeZzz]

Number 1 sign, you use the para to brush your teeth

Lol, !up Eyeless

I think it is

You are always angry because you have a WAY to big garage and nothing to fill it

Or you are constantly getting robbed because you don't have shutable doors and your neighbors are terrorist

 

[Cpt. Hopi]

1. You make tape balls and through them around at school yelling "Fire in the hole"

 

[metro]

1a. The wall your flat-screen T.V. was on now contains 8 different pictures and your coffee table is broken.

1b. You play CS:S on a BEEFY Computer.

 

[Rabid Ewoks]

When you pass out from exhaustion gaming, and wake up with the words cs_office tattooed to your arm.

 

[Zoomer]

You actually invited terrorists and counter terrorists to your house to come and play with you.

 

[WheresWaldo]

You keep hostages in your living room and hide in plants

 

[Cat McGee]

when you get hosatges in your living room and invite terrorist over to protect them so you can be a ct

 

[RedBagel]

if ur in there everyday, then yes, its taken over your life.
ps: grow yourself a beard already

 

[Dewars]

for some reason you have flashbangs in your medicine cabinet

 

[Interesting.]

You keep hostages in your living room and hide in plants

best one by far!

 

[Frazar]

You keep hostages in your living room and hide in plants

uh oh... your on to me (hides in plant)

 

[hemiboardr]

you learn advanced coding and make your "windows xp" say "Fart" at your start menu.

or....

you have your parents stand in the back corner of your living room and whisper to them.

 

[Dweeb]

LOL !!!!!!!!! Nice ~~~!~~~

 

[Artikul]

1. You carry a deagle to the market in fear of having your personal bubble invaded, and because your primary is a scout.

 

[Nightmare -]

You walk around the house with either a knife or a toy gun convinced it's real, looking for camping CTs trying to resque the hostages you have in your basement near some filecabinets...*




*This is not related to reality in any way, I swear.

 

[Dr.Compton]

You stay in your garage until your clock says "1:30"

 

[Istonian]

You stay in your garage until your clock says "1:30"

That's a good one.

 

[metro]

You participate in the not-so-well-known sport of filing cabinet stacking/jumping.