All bow to PARA!

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'Nuff said.
 
photoshopped much? XD

We all know Mostly Harmless is the only one with those kinda stats :P
 
No one calls it the "M249" anymore. It is now know by the widely known, and critically aclaimed name, The PARA.
 
Wildspark is not a true follower of the PARA...
We must indoctrinate him into our following
Baptism by bullets.
 
All hail the para

Our Para
Who art in thyne hands
Awesome be thy name
Thy Ownage Come
thy will be fun
on office
as it is in dust
gives us this camp
our daily ammo
and forgive us our headshots
as we forgive those who headshots us
and lead us not into reloading
but deliver us from a 0-10 streak
for thyne is the pwnage, the para, and the glory
forever and ever
The end

Copyrighted By Beta.

beta beta beta.
 
All hail the para

Our Para
Who art in thyne hands
Awesome be thy name
Thy Ownage Come
thy will be fun
on office
as it is in dust
gives us this camp
our daily ammo
and forgive us our headshots
as we forgive those who headshots us
and lead us not into reloading
but deliver us from a 0-10 streak
for thyne is the pwnage, the para, and the glory
forever and ever
The end

Copyrighted By Beta.

beta beta beta.



lol dude that is funny, but isnt it a sin to worship a para? I think it is, so you shall be excommunicated!
 
its a sin not to worship the para


The 10 Commandments - God's Revelation in the Old Testament
The 10 Commandments are found in the Bible's Old Testament at Exodus, Chapter 20. They were given directly by God to the people of Israel at Mount Sinai after He had delivered them from slavery in Egypt:

"And God spoke all these words, saying: 'I am the LORD your God?

ONE: 'You shall have no other gods before Me.'

TWO: 'You shall not make for yourself a carved image--any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.'

THREE: 'You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.'

FOUR: 'Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.'

FIVE: 'Honor your father and your mother.'

SIX: 'You shall not murder.'

SEVEN: 'You shall not commit adultery.'

EIGHT: 'You shall not steal.'

NINE: 'You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.'

TEN: 'You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.'


So your wrong Beta. lol
 
uhh im not christian...

so therefore your wrong and you fail
 
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