Stupidest Moments.....

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Onyxx

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Well this thread is open to discuss one's most stupidest decisions/actions/discussions. Well I will start this off:

1. Called my current G/F only realizing that instead of calling her by her name, I called her by her "enemies" name...bad mistake (still dnt hear the end of it)

2. Was drunk....so I ran my car into my neighbors garage...while backing out of my own driveway

and finally....

3. Instead of playing a romantic, traditional wedding song, I played a fast paced techno song for my sister's wedding (she still hates it everytime she hears the song) lol

Well lets see everyone's "studipest" moments :D
 
Tried to find a pencil, took me five minutes to realize i was twisting it in my foot.
 
Trying to open a beer bottle with things varying from sciccors till a lighter, cutting my whole right hand up, because I couldn't find my opener.

30 min later just after I found bandage for my hand, guess what, my opener was right next to me all the time...
 
Someone knocked on the door while I was in the bathroom.

I said just a minute. :)

They knocked again.

I said Hang On! :mad:

They threw up in my hallway :(
 
When I was in the bathroom, and someone just walked in on me taking a p00p

It was pretty embarassing:eek:
 
Forgot to turn off the email application on my cell phone (I have no data plan)

The bill is $900. woot.
 
1. Went to McDonald's and asked for a Whopper.

2. Jumped off my house's roof into the end of my 12 feet deep pool (I had a party that day) yelling: "I AM A GOLDEN GOD!!" (I had watched Almost Famous earlier that day, one of my favorite movies.)

3. I fell asleep on my keyboard one time and left my comp on for like 8 hours while in-game, doing absolutely nothing.

4. I bought Call of Duty World At War for my PC. When I installed it, I realized I didn't even have the minimum requirements. :/

5. Crashed my Pathfinder into a lamp post on purpose because I convinced my buddy that my driving reflexes when I'd smoke would triple and I could evade it at the last second. Yeah, that lamp post didn't move at all and I still hit it.

6. Called this friend of mine and asked her out thinking she was another friend of mine (Both are named Adriana). When I went to pick her up, IT WASN'T THE ADRIANA I PLANNED ON CALLING. I made up this story that I left my wallet back at my house and just drove out of there like crazy and never went back. Yeah, that girl hates me to death and I don't blame her.

7. I bought The Mars Volta's most recent CD a month ago (The Bedlam in Goliath). I realized I had already had it because I purchased it the day it came out (It came out in May 2008).

8. I had this Chemistry test the next day and decided to go study to the library in the afternoon because the teacher had made the review available for students to copy and utilize it. She had the review there for over a week and it was the day before the test I decided to get it. When I'm arriving at the library, there's a sign that says "Teacher's meeting until 5 PM, Library is closed." I'm like: "DAMMIT!!"

9. Got lost in this Mall when vacationing in Florida looking for a store I wanted to go only to realize that the store was right next to the entrance I had used when I got there.

Those are a couple of my stupidest moments....for now. xD
 
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Holy snap Johnny, I wana hear more!
I'm lol'ing over here.. #5 I can relate so many people to.
 
This was today. x]

First, I broke a glass plate. One hour later, I broke my favorite beer mug when I tripped on my Office Chair.

-_- My favorite Beer Mug ;_;
 
Was looking for my glasses for a long peroid of time. Finding out that they have been on my face the entire time.
 
I had a job interview at Toyota facotory and the night before i went out drinking...........drakn 2 40's of vodka in an hour. and ended in the hospital and missed my intervew the next day.
 
its not really stupid, but its funny and unsafe

When you shoot those homemade rockets into the air, the parachute is released by a small blow back from the engine. Well instead of using a parachute, I used a balloon filled with gasoline. When that rocket reached parachute height. :O
 
blackhawksniper said:
its not really stupid, but its funny and unsafe

When you shoot those homemade rockets into the air, the parachute is released by a small blow back from the engine. Well instead of using a parachute, I used a balloon filled with gasoline. When that rocket reached parachute height. :O
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Hell yes!
Been there, done that!
 
Dark Knight said:
I had a job interview at Toyota facotory and the night before i went out drinking...........drakn 2 40's of vodka in an hour. and ended in the hospital and missed my intervew the next day.
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LMAO!

I can relate to a friend of mine that something like this happened to him......xD
 
My friend, for his birthday, got the Anarchist's Cookbook (what a great mother) and decided to make a jar of thermite, you know, just in case and he ended up burning a hole through his balcony.
 
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