Part 2 of my moments:
I just recently noticed I entered that my age is 17, when It is actually 18. I put October 1st 1991 instead of 1990 :X
I have fallen off a fishing boat twice, in the same day. Once heading towards a small island and again heading back.
Last year in Halloween, I trashed an entire car (A BMW 745i) with eggs, toilet paper and shaving cream. Found out 2 days later it was owned by one of my friends parents. I eventually cleaned everything up. Of course, I took a photo of it all trashed and cherished the priceless moment of juvenile delinquency and destruction.
The first time I tried Sushi, instead of putting the whole Roll in my mouth (Like it's supposed to be eaten), I chopped it in two and ate both pieces separately and told my uncle: "This stuff is horrible!!" and he said: "That's because your eating it wrong!!"
When I was 12, I ran into the glass sliding door of my house's study room at full force and bashed my head so hard I fell flat on my ass.
First time I ever smoked grass, I fell flat on my neighbors couch faster than you can say "Shotgun!". Ironically, we were listening to some old Dr. Dre stuff and I go: "Holy [censored] dude, I think we just got teleported to Compton." and my buddy goes "Nah dude, were still in PR. Your just high and you think your in Compton."
While vacationing in Vieques, me and a friend of mine were dared to go Skinny dipping in the beach at night for around $30. We both jumped into the water and seconds later, we both got stung by large group Jellyfish. I still remember the pain....
Had a fight with this friend of mine, and in lunch hour I was discussing it with other friends of mine. I was talking smack, and bad stuff about my friend because she basically didn't do anything on a project we worked on the day before and when I finished, I hear someone go: "You know...I've been here the entire time." It was my friend, she was sitting at the table since I started talking. XD
I told my school's Headmaster at that time when I was in 9th grade to go F#^! himself.
[Sorry Ladies ^_^;; ] I once got into an argument that led to a fistfight with a good friend of mine because I preferred Ass over Boobs and he thought the opposite. In the end we both agreed that both don't really matter, it's the girl that matters.
One time when I was in Caja de Muertos (It's an island where you can get to by boat), I was harpooning with my Dad, Grandfather, Uncle and cousin. My father's side of the family is naturally a family raised near the sea, so basically everybody knows about the sea or is taught to know about it. We were in the bad part of the island, known to have many Jellyfish, strong currents and a Shark or Two. After fishing for about an hour, when were leaving me and my grandfather spot 3 Barracudas about 8 to 9 feet each swimming away from us. To scare the crap out of my uncle and cousin, since they hate Barracudas, we shot at them with our harpoons. Yeah...the harpoon BOUNCED off the skin of the Barracudas, and all 3 of them turned to us and started swimming in our direction. Let me just say, I think we all walked on water that day because we got to the boat so fast we couldn't believe it. Yeah, this stupid moment is kind of a family joke/secret in my father's side of the family. XD
That concludes my stupidest moments, those I can recall. Of course, the future is unpredictable. ;]
