Dear United States of Pineapple

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I have sat back and watched you belittle the Pineapples for long enough, Thor.

Then, I tried to show you where your true place in life would be:

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You quickly cried foul, and covered up the mark of the Pineapple with that ridiculously squishy fruit ball...


Grapefruits are the crutch of the dieting, the whiney, and worse: they are the unwanted molding spheres at the back of the fridge. Yet you really think you can compete with Pineapples? Thor, lay down your weapons... Your battle was lost long before you declared war.
 
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I have sat back and watched you belittle the Pineapples for long enough, Thor.

Then, I tried to show you where your true place in life would be:

You quickly cried foul, and covered up the mark of the Pineapple with that ridiculously squishy fruit ball...

Grapefruits are the crutch of the dieting, the whiney, and worse: they are the unwanted molding spheres at the back of the fridge. Yet you really think you can compete with Pineapples? Thor, lay down your weapons... Your battle was lost long before you declared war.
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Milady the battle is not over till the victor declares, and I have yet to declare it over.
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And Fluffy, your signature says it, "Safety is not always found in numbers."
 
i don't really pineapples a whole lot... they make me hyper.
grapefruit just don't taste very good.

ans watermelons are the best.
 
Those who refuse to learn their history, are doomed to repeat it...

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So, silly grapefruit... Your plot has been thwarted.

Please stop by Baron's house on your way back home to pick up your Pineapple personally. For those in the UK, Corporal Punishment will be handing them out instead. All others report to Fry.
 
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Those who refuse to learn their history, are doomed to repeat it...

So, silly grapefruit... Your plot has been thwarted.

Please stop by Baron's house on your way back home to pick up your Pineapple personally. For those in the UK, Corporal Punishment will be handing them out instead. All others report to Fry.


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Bah! You pineapples and your innovation! Too bad we have several other tricks up our sleeve.
 
Alright... I'm going to object to the posting of those pictures...

Not because they're biased.

Not because it's just mean...

But rather, Wal Mart edited my picture and made me look like a blonde!
 
Oh my, I've been given the gift of future sight!

I see...

I see...

This!
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Please stop by Baron's house on your way back home to pick up your Pineapple personally. For those in the UK, Corporal Punishment will be handing them out instead. All others report to Fry.


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Warning: Pineapples procurred from Fry may be slightly used...
 
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