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From Bones:

A very large box was just delivered to my house. The gentleman said he tried delivering it yesterday, but he could not get past a bunch of sharks that had lasers strapped to their heads. He asked me what cruel mean person could do such a thing??? I could only tell him it was the kind of person that would send an evil email in the early morning to an unsuspecting, pure, and totally innocent eGO type person such as me. He was shocked and stood in disbelief that such a person exists. Before the comments start, he was talking about the cruel mean person.

His helper ran across the street today in order to distract them. This was an act befitting of an up and coming eG. I would have even recommended him for a promotion. Too bad he could only do it once - poor guy. His sacrifice allowed me to receive the package in what seems to be great condition.

I am swamped with work for about 2 days, and unfortunately it takes priority. I know that others will question that, lol, but it does pay the bills which allow me to access the internet and donate to EdgeGamers. As anxious as I am, I want to patient and do it right. We will take pictures of the unpacking, etc. and brief messages from my family will be forthcoming.

Please... withdraw the sharks soon!!!

Sincerely and most excited,

Bones

p.s. Once again, a BIG thank you to Uberclok for helping support EdgeGamers in providing an awesome place for all of us to meet, interact and play on the internet.

Bones, we need PHOTO's or the sharks with the lazers on their heads will not be called off!

 

[Stem Van De Daken]

Congrats again bones looking forward to the pics.

 

[PhIxX]

Bones is a class act. Can't wait to hear how he digs his new machine once he finally stops working and hooks it up.

 

[pillar]

Sick em sharks, sick em!!! Scare him away from his work (j/k).

 

[Darth]

Wow! Thats awesome! Enjoy your new uberclok bones! You Deserve it, im happy for you

 

[Beta]

wow, speedy work there uberklok, i was expecting at least a month before we heard anything from them!

have fun bones!

 

[NeOfito]

WOW! Sharks and lasers.

Congratulations Bones, enjoy your new computer and send a lot of pics!!!

 

[MrSnugglez]

Congrats again bones! Hope to see the pics soon.

 

[CaptGoomba]

your a good man bones, i would have had it opened an then would have called the job an tell im i'll be out a few days,

 

[Officer-Pie]

Who sent the sharks? I am confused

 

[Death]

tell us how it is, im thinkin about gettin one

 

[skoutzykola]

Who sent the sharks? I am confused

dr. evil beaver boy mister thing dude

 

[Jurgs]

Wow! That is just awsome! And about the sharks with lasers....What a mean thing to do!

 

[Quaffer]

I tried to tell them. 2.8 miles South. 0.4 miles East.
No sharks. No Lasers. Cold Guiness.

Would they listen?

Noooooooo.

Don't you just hate integrity?

 

[PieSauruS[EMB]]

Ah bones do not worry about the sharks with lasers on their head...they're nicer than dolphins. One time the sharks actually let me ride on his back and took me to his kingdom where they served me some sea-water and fried-fish :d, yum! Then we ate some sea-pie, DOUBLE THE YUM! YUM YUM YUM!! . Afterwards, we played a quick game of leap frog, I must tell you...sharks are not very good at that game. *sigh* Then my parents called and I had to return to land , but before I left the sharks gave me a wonderful bottle of "e-GO Juice" which granted me powers of an eGO FOR .024512 seconds, it was amazing!!!!!

So the moral of this story bone is that if you ever need to escape from laser sharks, just ask them kindly to see who could win a game of leap-frog and if you could win you are allowed to live!

Congrats bones!

PieSauruS~LJLJLJLJLJDinoTeeth

 

[Legit^]

im jealous xD

 

[Artimus]

Bone's is a good writer. He should provide us with a critique of his system after he's had time to evaluate it.

 

[Carnage]

Bone's is a good writer. He should provide us with a critique of his system after he's had time to evaluate it.

I Agree, I enjoyed reading this

 

[Bones]

I tried to tell them. 2.8 miles South. 0.4 miles East.
No sharks. No Lasers. Cold Guiness.

Would they listen?

Noooooooo.

Don't you just hate integrity?

Wait a minute.... pulling out map.... studying.... I see.... and that would lead the delivery people to.... YOUR house (and it really would)!

Oh no you don't Quaffer. Back! Back!

 

[Bones]

Getting up to speed on the shark story.

For those of you who need brought up to speed on the running story line, I will provide the links to clue to you in. I can?t promise the links will be active in the future, but they work for now. If you already know the background, it may still be enjoyable to read. If you just want to get to the pictures and the follow-up critique, you will have to wait a little bit longer.

For information about the evil email, I suggest you read this post:
http://www.edgegamers.org/forums/showpost.php?p=662178&postcount=1

For information about the sharks with lasers, I suggest you read this post:
http://www.edgegamers.org/forums/showpost.php?p=667650&postcount=11
Be sure you catch the laugh at the end of that one!

For those of you who still want me to get my daughter a puppy (thanks in part to John?s daughter ), I suggest you go back into the servers and play for a while .