You know when you've had too much eGO when:

You call your teachers Advisors and your school board Division Leaders.

This one was so funny to me i almost fell of my chair.
 
You have played too much jail when you start ordering your mom around.
 
Your friends cuss you say ?u@ I got this? and ?y@ Jordan, please what the language when you're on eGO servers, thanks.?

My friends and I (Chris da Wolf, Duke1701, Acreot) actually do this.


CHRIS: So, I'm building this map...
DUKE: [Burst into room, stage left] Hey, guys, I've just got this great...
CHRIS: I was talking one one!
AUTO: ess em mute duke quote Being annoying unquote
DUKE: [Gestures wildly in the air, flapping his mouth]
CHRIS: As I was saying...
DUKE: [Leaves room, comes back in] Hey guys can you hear me now? Huh? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Huh? Huh?
CHRIS: you at, Auto, I'm gonna ban that jerk.
AUTO: you at, Go ahead. We don't want his kind of players here.
CHRIS: ess em ban duke cake quote Being annoying unquote.
DUKE: Nooo! [Opens front door and kicks himself out, ala Jazz from Fresh Prince]

True story!

How about another true story? I used to have one of those beepy alarm clocks. I was late to work one day because I was dreaming that I was turtling a sentry gun. (Beep beep beep! Beep beep beep! Beep beep beep!) How do you explain THAT to your boss?
 
You know u play to much eGO 24/7 Office when you jump out ur window thinking u wont
brake anything.....lol

Note to self: In real life we dont usually have health bars hahaha
 
Yeah, I can't say I haven't fought with my mom a bit because it was late night fight, and I wanted to stay up.
 

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