"...and then one day they told me it didn't matter that one foot is bigger than the other. I might be able to walk straight, but at least I can still pick up my kitty cat and take it for a walk. We always go the same way around the block but usually no one really pays attention or cares. Except this one time. There was this lady that was outside getting her paper and she wanted to know what kind of cat I had and I didn't want to tell her because I knew she wanted to steal him. So I grabbed my kitty and left..." -Respawn in the room with Garden.
"Paper," correct me if I am wrong, I couldn't see that well.