[poll] Official Grapefruit vs. Pineapple Poll

I'll eat your pineapples and make them grapefruits as cookie filling...enough said....now I want a grapefruit team vs pinapple team to fight it off.. :)
 
Pineapples may ot number us, but are tactics and witts will
triumph over all that is pinapple.
The pineapple will just be a pi~a colada after it is over.
our victory drink.
 
ok if you guys didnt notice you guys are evil not us. we are pretty much just going to kill you easly. i can't see y u cannot get this through ur head. surrender now or prepare to fight!!
 
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ok if you guys didnt notice you guys are evil not us. we are pretty much just going to kill you easly. i can't see y u cannot get this through ur head. surrender now or prepare to fight!!
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Umm, nope. You're the *man* as we should say, trying to keep the little guy down. The UGSR is tired of it so we declared we aren't gonna have it anymore.
 
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The Melons stand alone!
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Take a stand, Melon, the Reign of the Pineapple must be ended!
 
I despise grapefruits, who the hell decided that a fruit was supposed to be bitter or spicy? It's the worst excuse of a fruit since the tomato.
Pineapples are delicious P=
 
Your sure think you are going to win this thing Thor...its 25:9 with pineapples in the lead....im sorry, but you have already lost...that poll shows it....just surrender, I dont see any proof that the pineapples are losing, anything but! :)
 
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Your sure think you are going to win this thing Thor...its 25:9 with pineapples in the lead....im sorry, but you have already lost...that poll shows it....just surrender, I dont see any proof that the pineapples are losing, anything but! :)
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That's 1:2.5 (respectively).

Wars have been won with lesser odds.
 
Im not saying the odds, what I ment was its 25 to 9 in the poll.....not odds....and how are you going to win this?.....the poll and the forums are the battleground for our grapefruit vs. pineapple war.....and so it looks, the pineapples are winning 8)
 
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Im not saying the odds, what I ment was its 25 to 9 in the poll.....not odds....and how are you going to win this?.....the poll and the forums are the battleground for our grapefruit vs. pineapple war.....and so it looks, the pineapples are winning 8)
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My good man we are the underground, we are the people, we are the community. Now you can think you're in power, but we are secretly running this forum. The UGSR and it's allies have been sickened by the mark of the pineapple on the forum and we are taking a stand against the "fake" rulers; their reign of chaos has gone too far.
 
It's gotta be pineapple. You can make cakes, cookies, fantastic drinks out of pineapple. All grapefruit does is squirt you in the eye when one tries to eat it. A more vindictive fruit doesn't exist.

...except for the spiny screaming avocado - you have to wear kevlar to eat it.
 
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It's gotta be pineapple. You can make cakes, cookies, fantastic drinks out of pineapple. All grapefruit does is squirt you in the eye when one tries to eat it. A more vindictive fruit doesn't exist.

...except for the spiny screaming avocado - you have to wear kevlar to eat it.
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HAHAHAHA, I agree with redshift :D
 
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All grapefruit does is squirt you in the eye when one tries to eat it.
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Well yeah, when you don't know how to eat a grapefruit!
Pineapple is a simple man's fruit, a true genius eats Grapefruit.
 
Ive had a grapefruit like once in my life and IT WAS NASTY....when I had the taste of pineapple for the first time in my life, its like my life actually ment something, like a whole new door in life was opend!!! The pineapple is big, strong, and almighty....the grapefruit is small and weak....and not to mention, the pineapple has spikes!!!...even more reasons that the pineapple is the ruler of all
 
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Ive had a grapefruit like once in my life and IT WAS NASTY....when I had the taste of pineapple for the first time in my life, its like my life actually ment something, like a whole new door in life was opend!!! The pineapple is big, strong, and almighty....the grapefruit is small and weak....and not to mention, the pineapple has spikes!!!...even more reasons that the pineapple is the ruler of all
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Ok Wal-Mart do this...

Take a half of a grapefruit and sprinkle (cover) the top of it in sugar. Now eat that and tell me you don't like it.
 
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Ive had a grapefruit like once in my life and IT WAS NASTY....when I had the taste of pineapple for the first time in my life, its like my life actually ment something, like a whole new door in life was opend!!! The pineapple is big, strong, and almighty....the grapefruit is small and weak....and not to mention, the pineapple has spikes!!!...even more reasons that the pineapple is the ruler of all
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Well said... well said ...
 
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