[poll] Official Grapefruit vs. Pineapple Poll

i was until i learned there were 2 gods on the grapefruit...and i help them do stuff.....its real hush hush....
 
[quote1188181378=MajorinMurder]
no dont listen to him!!! we have carona!! or do u like sam adams? what about miler? budweiser?!?

@ rogue, i dont like people who are baised at all. i have no respect for them. one person being my grandmother. no offense.but once ur in the pineapple reserve u cant get out...its a hard knock life
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i only have a pineapple on my sig because i wrote a ~3 paragraph essay to fluffy, i didnt think all this would happen, i thought it was all something for fun, but i am not in anyway related to siding with the pineapple or grapefruit, lemme repeat for those that dont read NOT RELATED to this whole war ordeal
 
Let's look at it logically. What does a grapefruit have going for it?

It's a melon. The outside is soft and mushy. You cut it in half and have to cut out the stringy bitter fruit. Then you are left with a mushy soft rind.

A pineapple is structurally sound. It's armored with spiny leaves, plus when you core out the fruit, you can juice the fruit and use the pineapple as a drink container.

It's also a pretty good weapon to have around. Anyone sneaks up, you can brain him with the pineapple and he's down for the count.

With a grapefruit, the most you can do is hope that you can squirt the juice in his eye.

Pineapples all the way!
 
Well that may be, but the pineapple supporter double posted the same thing.

Hence, grapefruits win.
 
At Rogue. The only reason I started this was because I was bored, kind of got out of hand methinks.

At Flea. Welcome, we are very grateful to have you aboard!.

At Redshift. A Grapefruit is a melon/citrus combination, and let me tell you they are good weapons! No one likes getting a vast bucket of grapefruit juice in their eye!
 
i think the pineapple is now out of hand now we must start a new foreign tradition korean KIMCHI!! yeah but i still vote for pineapples thor....
 
I'm gonna be making a list of people who support Pineapples so I can kill them one by one on the servers, so please give me a list of them and maybe xfire to know when you are on :)
 
all the grapefruit lovers will fall soooN!!

@ guardian
everyone smiles with that avatar = )
 
[quote1188230393=Baron Rojo]
all the grapefruit lovers will fall soooN!!

@ guardian
everyone smiles with that avatar = )
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No matter which direction you're looking at the picture, he's always looking at you.
 
[quote1188231758=Thor]
Well yeah, when you don't know how to eat a grapefruit!
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Of course we know how to eat a grapefruit. With rubber gloves and safety glasses.

...but why would you want to??
 
[quote1188231886=Thor]
Take a half of a grapefruit and sprinkle (cover) the top of it in sugar. Now eat that and tell me you don't like it.
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Oh sure, put a 1/4" of sugar on almost anything - slice of cactus for instance - and you can eat that too. Pineapple doesn't need sugar cloaking. It can be eaten and enjoyed all by itself. All hail the mightly pineapple. Pina colada's for everyone!
 
ugh i remeber having to eat pineapple juice when i was little and man did it not taste good. watermelons and our grapefruit melon brothers have better juice.
 

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