Advisors are Funny!

[Officer-Pie]

Advisors are Funny! [NEW EDITION, SEE PG 2!]

Here is a little chat I had with Eje007.
He poped out of no where and started going on and on, while I couldn't stop laughing like crazy.


Tuesday, March 03, 2009
=(eGO)=?eje007: Did I ever tell you about the time I got a Twin Pop from the doctors?

=(eG)=?Officer-Pie: ....No...

=(eGO)=?eje007: Well

=(eGO)=?eje007: I was riding my bike around the development and I saw this hill and I said to myself I said "Hey. I'm gonna go down that." So I did and I smashed head on into a parked truck.

=(eGO)=?eje007: Well I woke up in the hostipal and have stitches in my head and the doctor he says to me he says "Here's a Twin Pop for being so good." And I was touched, I was, so I says to him, I says "You know, sir, you are good people."

=(eGO)=?eje007: And you know. Popcicles come in many different flavors.

=(eG)=?Officer-Pie: OH! I thought you were dropped

=(eGO)=?eje007: You got your cherry, you got your root beer, and you got your blue.

=(eGO)=?eje007: Now

=(eGO)=?eje007: blue has, always, and always will be iffy. Because I think it's supposed to be blue raspberry

=(eGO)=?eje007: but I've never seen a raspberry that was blue.

=(eGO)=?eje007: Have you?

=(eGO)=?eje007: No, you haven't.

=(eG)=?Officer-Pie: D:

=(eGO)=?eje007: So blue is out.

=(eGO)=?eje007: Then you got your lime.

=(eGO)=?eje007: And you know, lime is ok, it's not bad.

=(eGO)=?eje007: But it's not what I want in a popcicle, you know?

=(eGO)=?eje007: You know.

=(eG)=?Officer-Pie: I do?

=(eGO)=?eje007: So there's that.

=(eGO)=?eje007: Did I ever tell you the story of when I got a TwinPop from the doctors at the hospital?

=(eG)=?Officer-Pie: No.

=(eGO)=?eje007: Well.

=(eGO)=?eje007: I was riding my bike around the development and I saw this hill and I said to myself I said "Hey. I'm gonna go down that." So I did and I smashed head on into a parked truck.

=(eGO)=?eje007: Well I woke up in the hostipal and have stitches in my head and the doctor he says to me he says "Here's a Twin Pop for being so good." And I was touched, I was, so I says to him, I says "You know, sir, you are good people."

=(eGO)=?eje007: So that's what happened there.

=(eG)=?Officer-Pie: I thought you were dropped as a child -.-'

=(eGO)=?eje007: That's just rude.

=(eG)=?Officer-Pie: So, you're saying, I wanted to help out eGO. You want me to get you a twin pop?

=(eGO)=?eje007: Uhhhhh

=(eGO)=?eje007: Yes.


Now, you know you're a redneck when you smash your head into a parked truck.

 

[Danger]

Get him a TWIN POP!! lol

 

[Baghdatis]

lol..

 

[eje007]

Now, you know you're a redneck when you smash your head into a parked truck.

I take offense to that, my good sir. I live in the North and am nothing but civil.

 

[xosniper]

when i was a little kid, i would cry when my twin pop broke in two.

 

[Officer-Pie]

I take offense to that, my good sir. I live in the North and am nothing but civil.

Hey, I live in Quarryville... I am more of a redneck than you!
If you are one D:


Zoom out, what do you see?
FARMZ.
Yes, that IS my house... For now.

 

[gotrice]

LOL hahahhahaha

 

[Hoodie]

Sounds like shamwow...

Clean the car, the boat, the RV!

 

[BobWango]

Hey, I live in Quarryville... I am more of a redneck than you!
If you are one D:

http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&c...GFBg&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&resnum=1&ct=image

Zoom out, what do you see?
FARMZ.
Yes, that IS my house... For now.

/stalks

 

[[O?]]

Hey, I live in Quarryville... I am more of a redneck than you!
If you are one D:

http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&c...GFBg&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&resnum=1&ct=image

Zoom out, what do you see?
FARMZ.
Yes, that IS my house... For now.

Does living in South Carolina make me a redneck??

 

[Jeebus]

I take offense to that, my good sir. I live in the North and am nothing but civil.

Pfft. Damn Cool Whip container using bastard.

 

[Ice hearted killer]

lool epic,

 

[Officer-Pie]

Mow, the nonemt you have beem waiting for! Mew Advisors Are Fummy!
(If you think I am typing correctly, read the BONUS)*​

=(eGO)=™eje007: I got some doughnuts in English class today

=(eGO)=™eje007: There was the chocolate kind

=(eGO)=™eje007: the powdered

=(eGO)=™eje007: and the regular

=(eGO)=™eje007: Now I don't know where the regular came around because that doesn't make much sense, then all you're eating is dough

=(eGO)=™eje007: who wants to eat dough? No one, that's stupid.

=(eGO)=™eje007: The chocolate were ok, but I prefer creamfilled mysef

=(eGO)=™eje007: Like and eclair

=(eGO)=™eje007: not the ice cream

=(eGO)=™eje007: the ice cream elcairs are pretty good though


*BONUS EDITION*

=(eGO)=™eje007: Did I ever tell you the time I had to borrow a rubber band from the library?

=(eG)=™Officer-Pie: No

=(eGO)=™eje007: Well I had some note cards and I needed a rubber band so I go up to the librarian and I says to her I says "Excuse me fine lady, may I borrow one of your rubber bands, please?" and you know what she said?

=(eGO)=™eje007: Well she said she said "Sure, here you go."

=(eGO)=™eje007: So I took the rubber band and went to Physics

=(eGO)=™eje007: Where we learned about Resistance, and the unit of resistance is an Ohm

=(eGO)=™eje007: And my friend turns to me and goes "You just got Ohm'd"

=(eGO)=™eje007: So I think that's where Ownd came from, but they mis-typed the m

=(eGO)=™eje007: Which is highly likely they got confused

=(eGO)=™eje007: I get comfused betweem ny n's and m's sonetines

=(eGO)=™eje007: That night be because I nixed up ny n and m keys om ny keyboard

=(eGO)=™eje007: Mow you're prolly womdering how I could be so stupid to switch ny m and n keys

=(eGO)=™eje007: So I was playing CS:S and my cat starts wakimg all over ny keyboard

=(eGO)=™eje007: amd he gets all his cat hair all over amd I decided to take the keys out of ny keyboard and get all the jumk out

=(eGO)=™eje007: but them I forgot which way the keys wemt back im

=(eGO)=™eje007: amd that's hows I got ny keys nessed up

=(eG)=™Officer-Pie: So why don't you cha-cha-cha-change them?

=(eGO)=™eje007: Too nuch work



Yea, it's funny.

Added:

• New Blue, to not hurt Eje's eyes.
• Bonus edition for teh luls.

 

[Legend]

He told that story to everyone on his friends list.

 

[Jeebus]

lol

It's still awesome cuz I'm not on his friend's list.

 

[Officer-Pie]

He told that story to everyone on his friends list.

He just wants to be popularz.