has anyone else seen this?

(Spy)
I'm on a cart and
it's going fast and
I got blood on my suit cause i stabbed you in the back end
(Heavy)
Hey spec if you could see me now
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow
Gonna fly this cart to the moon somehow
Everyone, push cart! Anything is possible!
 
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Candlejack said:
I'm on a cart and
it's going fast and
I got blood on my suit cause i stabbed you in the back end

Hey spec if you could see me now
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow
Gonna fly this cart to the moon somehow
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You win the thread, the game (you lost), and the third page.
 
Your Roxyness said:
Lol!
Big pyro rockin on tha cart.
Run away if yo smart :P

I.....FAILED! :O
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Ghlitch said:
I'm on a cart. map yo!
I'm on a cart.
I'm pushin' this cart fast as a m*BLEEEP*ing dart.

I'm on a cart. map yo!
I'm on a cart.
Red team don't like me cause I'm killin' em dead.

I'm on a cart. map yo!
I'm on a cart.
Blue is gonna win then do it all again.

I'm on a cart. map yo!
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Candlejack said:
I'm on a cart and
it's going fast and
I got blood on my suit cause i stabbed you in the back end

Hey spec if you could see me now
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow
Gonna fly this cart to the moon somehow
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ok now we need an eGO remake of this. anyone up for it.
 
(Soldier)
I'm shootin out rockets, doin jumps and crits
The rocket's splashin, gettin e'rybody upset
But this ain't warpath, this is real as it gets
I'm on a cart stupid maggots, don't you ever forget
 
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(Demoman)
Take a screenshot, lads I'm on a cart, doc
We drinkin bottles o' scrumpy, cause it's so crisp
I got my nade launcher, and my sticky bombies
I'm killing ubers, you at CP's straight buildin teles
 
I don't understand why these two have such popular videos. There other video is just as retarded, if not more. : /
 
Here is my TF2 remix of Im on a Boat, enjoy! (I made it fast so it kinda sucks :P)


MAGGOTS! , get your ubers ready it's about to go down
Everybody in the place shoot the %*#&ing gate
But stay on your mother@*$%ng medics
We winning this, let's go

I'm on dustbowl
I'm on dustbowl
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm twenty five and 0
I'm on dustbowl
I'm on dustbowl
Take a good hard look at the mother%*#@ing score

I'm on dustbowl maggot take a look at me
Straight pwning on dustbowl on the third stage cap
Busting five kritz, wind whipping out my stickies
You can't stop me mother%*#$er cause I'm on dustbowl

Take a screen, trick
I'm on a dustbowl, maggot
We drinking Demo triple X,
Cause it's so crisp (CHEERS!)
I got my uber ready
And my sticky-floppies
I'm pwning soldiers, you at 2fort
Straight flipping sentries

I'm riding on a uber, shottin stickies and $*@$
The demos splashing, getting everybody all krit
But this ain't 2fort, this is real as it gets
I'm on dustbowl, mother%@#$er, don't you ever forget

I'm on dustbowl and
I'm gettin ubered and
I got a dustbowl themed
Natascha afghan
I'm the king of dustbowl
On 2fort like pyro
If you're on the ban request list
Then you're sure not eGO (i know its long and doesnt make work but it was funny)

Get the $#%^ up, this server is FULL!

Ef 2fort, I'm on a dustbowl, mother%#%@er
Ef well, I climb heavies, mother%#$#er
I'm on the point with my boys, mother%#$#er
This dead engys make noise, mother%#$#er

Hey specs, if you could see me now
Stickies spread wide on the last cap now
Gonna fly this match to the win
Like Bonk soda says, Im'a freaking BLUR HERE!

Yeah, never thought I'd be on dustbowl
It's a big blue watery wait list
Ballzac
Look at me, oh

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big krit coming my way
Believe me when I say
I krit a mermaid

I'm on dustbowl
I'm on dustbowl
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm twenty five and 0
I'm on dustbowl
I'm on dustbowl
Take a good hard look at the motha%#$#in' score (me-me-medic, medic, yeah)
 
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LIZard said:
I don't understand why these two have such popular videos. There other video is just as retarded, if not more. : /
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The idea is to be a play on current popular music videos in the R&B section. If you listen carefully, you'll notice the rhythm and beat closely resemble anything done by current R&B stars and its way more entertaining. Hell, T-pain is an actual R&B singer!

Essentially, all they talk about is nothing in a real music video. Nothing of any importance. Just blatant complaining and showing off their car, body, sexual nature, or status in society.

Loney Island just pretty much talks about where they are or what they're doing in the very scene. It's way more entertaining and their camera prescence is very comfortable.

TheZaw said:
You win the thread, the game (you lost), and the third page.
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I'll will eat your damn heart out. Freakin' game.
 
(Sniper)
Screw points, I'm on a cart, bloody wanker.
Screw caps, I snipe scouts, bloody wanker.
I'm on the track with my mates, bloody wanker.
The cart push opens gates, bloody wanker.
 
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Jeebus said:
The idea is to be a play on current popular music videos in the R&B section. If you listen carefully, you'll notice the rhythm and beat closely resemble anything done by current R&B stars and its way more entertaining. Hell, T-pain is an actual R&B singer!

Essentially, all they talk about is nothing in a real music video. Nothing of any importance. Just blatant complaining and showing off their car, body, sexual nature, or status in society.

Loney Island just pretty much talks about where they are or what they're doing in the very scene. It's way more entertaining and their camera prescence is very comfortable.
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I know that its a play off R&B. I just fail to see why they're so hilarious. I guess I just don't think that them singing about all the things that make them "jizz in their pants" is funny. This stuff is up there with fart jokes imo.

BTW nice renditions guys. The TF2 ones are great. ^.^
 
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