An Academic Joke (science nerds only)

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FluffyTDestroyer

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Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek. Unfortunately Einstein has to seek and is supposed to count up to 100 and then start searching.

Everyone starts hiding except Newton - he just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein.

Einstein keeps counting......97,98,99.....100........

He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front.

Einstein says "newton's out..newton's....out....."

Newton denies and says "I am not out." He claims that he is not Newton!!

All the scientists come out and he proves tht he is not Newton..........


how???????







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Proof:

Newton says:
I am standing in a square of area 1m square.
That means i am Newton per meter square.
Hence i am Pascal....since newton per meter square = Pascal,
Pascal is OUT.
 
LOL... jeez.. I now have a good joke for my science teacher other than " Two Neg. and Pos. charged atoms walk into a bar. The Neg. one says, " You sure this is the right place?" "I'm Positive"
 
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ROFL!! That's hilarious Fluffy. Oh, and Dr. Death, way to go!! I've been a fan of that exact strip for the past 8 months and it's funny every time. (I'm a math major by the way so I win twice. :D)
 
A student walks into the Mathematics lab during lunch to see fifty Mathematics and Computer Science professors sitting around the room. One of the Computer Science professors dabs his mouth with his napkin, stands up, and says:

42.

Suddenly the room erupts into laughter! Another professor (this time from the Maths department) stands up and says:

Ha, ha, ha... 93!

Waves of laughter ricochet off the walls. The student scratches his head in confusion. A Comp Sci professor sees the student standing in the doorway and decides to rescue him. "Can I help you?" he asks.

The student shrugs. "I don't get it!"

The CS professor laughs. "The CompSci and Maths departments have a long history of sharing jokes. But telling the jokes takes too long. A CompSci professor one day recommended that we develop a compression algorithm so we could tell more jokes during one sitting. The Maths department did research, and discovered that all of our jokes could be boiled down to 100 different storylines. So we assigned an integer to each storyline, and now the only thing anyone has to do is say a number, and we all dereference it into a joke!" He giggles. "93 indeed. HAHA. You give it a try."

The room suddenly all looks over at the student expectantly. The student shuffles his feet and nervously says:

13?

A few of the maths professors giggle, but it falls flat. The CompSci professor encourages him to try again, and mustering his courage he shouts:

67!

A few of the CompSci professors snort. "What am I doing wrong?" asks the student, bewildered.

"Ahh!" Says the CompSci professor. "It's not the joke... it's how you tell it!"







A few years go by. The student again finds himself in the room with the professors. One of the Maths professors stands up and says:

67!

A few polite guffaws go around the room before everyone rejoins their lunch. A CompSci professor pokes his friend in the side and says

13!

There's a few snickers. The student makes a polite little cough, and all the professors turn to look at him. Mustering his courage, he says:

-22!

Everyone's face takes on a shocked expression. Then a Maths professor starts laughing uncontrollably, followed by a table of CompSci postdocs, and soon the whole room is literally rolling on the floor laughing.

They'd never heard that one before!
 
lol, i have to admit i didn't see that coming=p i'll have to tell my physics prof that one=p
 
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