Proper Way to Medic

The proper way to medic is "healing people?" Rubbish! Healing is for wussies! Barrel in with your saw swinging, I say! Sure, my average lifespan is somewhere around 20 seconds, but since I don't have the attention span to stay alive longer anyway, it doesn't matter. Also, if there were an award for "died most times with a full uber," it'd be ALL MINE! Sure, ubers are nice and all, but that "thwack" of saw meeting flesh? Priceless....
 
The proper way to medic is "healing people?" Rubbish! Healing is for wussies! Barrel in with your saw swinging, I say! Sure, my average lifespan is somewhere around 20 seconds, but since I don't have the attention span to stay alive longer anyway, it doesn't matter. Also, if there were an award for "died most times with a full uber," it'd be ALL MINE! Sure, ubers are nice and all, but that "thwack" of saw meeting flesh? Priceless....

LOL...personally I hate medics that want to attack or just stay glued onto one guy while any other class is about to burn to death in front of them while screaming MEDIC! MEDIC!.
 
The proper way to medic is "healing people?" Rubbish! Healing is for wussies! Barrel in with your saw swinging, I say! Sure, my average lifespan is somewhere around 20 seconds, but since I don't have the attention span to stay alive longer anyway, it doesn't matter. Also, if there were an award for "died most times with a full uber," it'd be ALL MINE! Sure, ubers are nice and all, but that "thwack" of saw meeting flesh? Priceless....

That just about some me up too lol.
 
Meh, you just gotta know the right people to heal (and how to escape hairy situations). If I see a screenshot similar to that one with someone who played the entire round as spy... that would be crazy awesome.
 
LOL...personally I hate medics that want to attack or just stay glued onto one guy while any other class is about to burn to death in front of them while screaming MEDIC! MEDIC!.

Well, I used to be a healer character when I played World of Warcraft, but I just can't heal everyone. I actually feel bad when people die just because my medigun is slow...
 
I like to ubersaw people.
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An uber to axe and taunt.
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I've been coming back to my medic roots lately, ill post a SS, but we should put some sort of limit on it, like best screenies from just one round

(of warpath naturally)
 
Woah, awesome scores everyone! :D
I just try overheal everyone so they'll run off and do a lil more w/that extra health...
that medic healing stream, that's really a leash, everyone do medic's bidding >:]
 
Thats right 29 assists in one life...

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As to mud, why would you waste an uber on Jehuty?

Valid question. But the answer is its really hard to find someone better then J to uber.

Gil - panics and shoots teammates.
Winter - Forgets which end of the rocket launcher the rockets come out of.
Josey - never uber a sniper.

J is obviously the best choice.
 
I think the most important aspect of your screenshot was jehuty's abysmal score.

As for who to uber woodstock...ahem...
 
haha, poor jehuty :( i haven't played enough medic at all, and since i'm trying to get to know different classes (aside from demo), i'm definitely going to need more medic time. i haven't even reached milestone one yet :o as subtle turtle mentioned, it's too bad there isn't an achievement counter for dying with a full uber; i've got talent in that department.
while playing spy tons lately, i've discovered messing with enemy medics can be pretty fun. they're great backstab targets as far as helping your team goes, and there's nothing like getting healed or ubered while you backstab their teammates :D in fact, the fellow who started this thread may have earned an assist on one his teammates in this manner the other night. i of course, have no evidence of this :p unfortunately, woodstock, you've also ubersawed me more times than i care to count. ah, medics, with their quick feet, and a saw with a striking distance of half the map. i can't hit someone right next to me with that thing :rolleyes:

apologies for the an over-abundance of smilies :eek: <-- one more for the record.
 
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Wait...you're supposed to heal when you play as a medic?! :O
I've been doing it wrong all along....= (
 
Dominated Voided as medic today on Warpath :D

Well, the first 3 kills were from getting medic assists while healing arachn1d who was sniping but the 4th was an ubersaw kill!:D

Got a screeny but too lazy to upload it.
 
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Valid question. But the answer is its really hard to find someone better then J to uber.

Gil - panics and shoots teammates.
Winter - Forgets which end of the rocket launcher the rockets come out of.
Josey - never uber a sniper.

J is obviously the best choice.


I'm interested to hear what you have to say about ubering me :\

And playing medic is all about having fun and doing unexpected things like uber heavies so they eat sandviches, uber for taunt kills
 
Valid question. But the answer is its really hard to find someone better then J to uber.

Gil - panics and shoots teammates.
Winter - Forgets which end of the rocket launcher the rockets come out of.
Josey - never uber a sniper.

J is obviously the best choice.

I've uber Josey a few times as sniper. I think I get my uber's worth with him chopping at people. :D
 

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