Chuck Norris Tf2 Jokes Time

[Brave sir robin]

When Chuck Norris presses F10, everyone else in the server disconnects.

Best one so far!!!

 

[=[Ga]= AutoDMC]

When Chuck Norris plays Engineer, he doesn't use his wrench. He roundhouse kicks his sentries right up to level 4 with one kick.

Chuck Norris can airblast a sniper rifle shot.

When Chuck Norris joins an empty server, the main server list shows "64/32".

Chuck Norris can dominate people on his own team.

Once the team balancer tried to make a game with Chuck Norris fair. It moved all the players to RED and Chuck to BLU. Chuck still won.

The next round it put Chuck on both teams. Chuck won again.

The next round Chuck roundhouse kicked it in the face.

Chuck Norris' favorite guns in TF2 are the Portal Gun and BAR.

An Advisor once accidentally scrambled the Steam ID during a kick and inadvertently attempted to kick Chuck Norris. It backfired, and we're still trying to release the permaban from the advisor.

Chuck uses the nailgun as Scout.

The 10th class for TF2 as seen in Left 4 Dead is actually Chuck Norris. Nobody has played as Chuck Norris yet becuase you don't get to pick to play as Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris gets to pick to play as you. Chuck Norris never picks to play as anyone else.

Chuck Norris has all the achievements, including the Spy and Engineer achievement packs.

 

[Stormrider^]

Chuck Norris is the new class of Team Fortress 2, the only reason Valve hasn't released the patch containing him yet is because they haven't figured out how to make Chuck Norris lose without the universe ending.

 

[Planeswalker]

When Chuck Norris fires a Rocket Launcher, it launches Jack Bauer.

Chuck Norris's backstab always kills its target and three random players on the server.

 

[Porkchop1414]

When Chuck Norris plays as Pyro, he doesn't Mouse 1 + W. In fact he dominates everyone solely with his taunting abilities.

I need to take some lessons on Chuck Norris Jokes. And I really liked Planeswalker's about backstabbing! Lawl

 

[xosniper]

The new chuck norris TF2 unlock is the chuck norris action jeans.

 

[? Frisky Dingo ?]

Its a known fact that Chuck Norris' beard is what gives him God like abilities in TF2.

 

[xosniper]

When a spy disguises as chuck norris, the server resets and switches to 24/7 Walker Texas Ranger.

 

[? Frisky Dingo ?]

Chuck Norris Dominates people with just one kill.

As soon as you get dominated by Chuck Norris it does not say Dominated by your name, but instead you walk around with a beard like Chuck Norris so that everyone knows you've been Chuck Norrised.

 

[DoctorNedSchnedt]

when VS a ubred heavy chuck norris always wins with one roundhouse kick and the sound wave kills the medic

 

[Dan2025]

When Chuck Norris fires a Rocket Launcher, it launches Jack Bauer.

/thread.

No one's going to top that.

 

[? Frisky Dingo ?]

As a spy notice how when you open your cigarrette case that you cannot disguise as chuck norris, this is because if you could your team would automattically win every round.

 

[DarkHawk101]

Chuck Norris can go invisible with every class.

 

[Thereven]

Chuck Norris's spray is a picture of Chuck Norris. One look and you'll spontaneously combust.

 

[? Frisky Dingo ?]

Chuck Norris's spray is a picture of Chuck Norris. One look and you'll spontaneously combust.

This is his in game spray, look at your own risk.

 

[letwoose]

Chuck Norris will never need a dispenser riiiiight here.

Chuck Norris can sap spies.

 

[Cullmann]

If Chuck Norris plays on ego servers. He would be leadership

 

[Hydrogen Peroxide]

Chuck Norris's backstab always kills its target and three random players on the server.

That had me burst out laughing.

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Chuck Norris' minigun fires Payloads.

 

[JHeat]

Chuck Norris doesn't play TF2. He already won.

 

[xosniper]

I once tried to kick Chuck Norris off of one of our servers, and my computer flew out the window.