The Happy Times

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Hello Gamers, it is your Server Weather Man here giving you the long-term server forecast:

April will be a little slow. We predict that only about 500,000 to 600,000 people will be playing on our servers. That pesky good weather between the freezing cold of the North and the oven baked sands of the Southwest will keep your servers a little slow. And by slow, we do mean slow compared to eGO standards, which means full with a waiting time to get in around 5 minutes.

May looks a little busier as the Sun starts to force everyone to turn on their Air-Con and wish they had a rig with some sweet cooling in it like you find at iBUYPOWER.

June, July and August are going to be booming. Schools out bringing loads of pubs trying to hide from the Summer Sun.

It also brings loads of punks, so Admins, take April and May to enjoy your gaming and get ready to bring out the Hammer.

This has been your channel eGO weather report. Don't forget to visit our sponsors!
 
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Oh it may have been total fluff, but this post made my day. It's fun to just be totally random and silly.

If the eGO servers are going to be slow this month, I'll be around to fill and seed them up, soon as my new computer is assembled.
 
haha don't worry the summer will bring tons of people servers will be very full :D
 
Yep, I'll be pursuing my hobby of biking during the summer more often, but that should be made up for by not having school, so I'll only be less active until schooool's out for SUMMER *guitar*
 
Humm, what kind of wax should I use on my hammer? ..... First I need to chip off that old crusty blood....
 
Time to dust off the "status", "sm_statushist", and "condump" binds.
 
Cloudy with a chance of awesome. Isolated punk storms over Ban Country, but its always sunny in Dustbowl. Flood warnings for BlackMesa, and a heavy drizzling of minigun fire in and around Valvemaps.
 
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