Steve the fish. Steve the ever present guardian of the depths of point A who spreads happiness and rainbows to all that can brave his outter scales, the aquatic animal who brings LIFE to blackmesa. We all want to know one thing about our wonderful pet steve: How the ****** did he get there? Well children and fellow edgegamers, i am here to tell you that story.
It started with another day at the dumps. Well, dustbowl to be precise. We had lost again, horribly, with only our spy to survive, blending in with the scenery, as the horrible BLU's ran past towards our spawn in the last hour of humiliation.... We spawned 5 hours later and packed our bags to leave. But our bags were missing, as usual. BLU had thrown them into the dumpster as a practical joke, as they usually did (you can tell we went through this a lot) so we hiked up to the dumpster and retrieved our bags. But something was wrong. Out of the heavies bag came a sort of "Cooing" noise, like a cat, but not quite. The Heavy gingerly took his bag off his shoulder and unzipped a tiny portition of it, and peeked in and said "Sandvich?" in a tired voice. The cooing stopped and instead a growling started. The Heavy dropped the pack and screamed! BIG UGLY FEESHY WANT TO KEEL ME WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAWAWWWWWWWW!!!!!"
The Medic rolled his eyes and opened the sack. Inside was the cutest little thing you could have ever thought of. It was a mixture of a kitty, an angel, and a fish. It had beautiful scales the color of the sun, a perfect kitty face :3, and a golden halo and tiny wings on it's head and neck. The Heavy uncovered his eyes for a moment and looked at the thing. He said one word before launching into gibberish and trying to pet the catfishangel, and that word was "STEVE!!!!".
On the way home on the train (Yes, the ones you see in well) the heavy would not let anyone touch Steve until we arrived. At BlackMesa (our home) an argument started over what use steve would serve, and who would keep steve.
"I sense great power in zees thing! Iz good power for healing! Ze hurting and ze healing will be 10 times as powerful with zees thing in tow!" The medic cried.
"Wanker! If i make this mate a bobblehead and carry em arond wif me truck, 'he'll be sure to bring me luck!" Said the sniper.
""This Beast has been blessed by Sun Tzu! I know of it! Give it to me! I command you!" said the soldier.
"Aye Giv em err! Make a good nade, 'ee will" Wobbled the demoman.
"Hudda Hudda Hurr Hurrahha Hurr ahh haa Shea Hahaha Hudda Haurr Hurrrr Hadda Dudah Hudda Huh Hurra. Hurra. Hurra. Haha Dudda. Hurr hurra hudda hudda" Lectures the pyro.
"Well ladies, i think you should give it to me, for as your engineer, i will have me a good 'ol gold wrench. YEEEEHAAA" said the engy.
"He'd be good in my bonk! Drink" Rushed the scout.
The spy, listening to all this, rolled his eyes and shook his head. He took our his revolver, walked over to the heavy (who was carrying Steve) and took it from his hands. He said to the group.
"Gentlemen, I think not. Medic, you do well enough. Sniper, this is not for you. Soldier, that would've made quite a mess. Demoman, that would've gotten blood, and more, ALL over my suit. Pyro Engy and Scout, you only need it for visual reasons. I am ashamed at all of you. Steve belongs to all of us, and will stay with all of us."
With that, the spy dropped the fish into the radioactive water.
After realizing that all our actions need to help the team, we never lost a match, and all thanks to Steve, and the Spy. Because spies are awesome.
WE LOVE YOU STEVE :3
It started with another day at the dumps. Well, dustbowl to be precise. We had lost again, horribly, with only our spy to survive, blending in with the scenery, as the horrible BLU's ran past towards our spawn in the last hour of humiliation.... We spawned 5 hours later and packed our bags to leave. But our bags were missing, as usual. BLU had thrown them into the dumpster as a practical joke, as they usually did (you can tell we went through this a lot) so we hiked up to the dumpster and retrieved our bags. But something was wrong. Out of the heavies bag came a sort of "Cooing" noise, like a cat, but not quite. The Heavy gingerly took his bag off his shoulder and unzipped a tiny portition of it, and peeked in and said "Sandvich?" in a tired voice. The cooing stopped and instead a growling started. The Heavy dropped the pack and screamed! BIG UGLY FEESHY WANT TO KEEL ME WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAWAWWWWWWWW!!!!!"
The Medic rolled his eyes and opened the sack. Inside was the cutest little thing you could have ever thought of. It was a mixture of a kitty, an angel, and a fish. It had beautiful scales the color of the sun, a perfect kitty face :3, and a golden halo and tiny wings on it's head and neck. The Heavy uncovered his eyes for a moment and looked at the thing. He said one word before launching into gibberish and trying to pet the catfishangel, and that word was "STEVE!!!!".
On the way home on the train (Yes, the ones you see in well) the heavy would not let anyone touch Steve until we arrived. At BlackMesa (our home) an argument started over what use steve would serve, and who would keep steve.
"I sense great power in zees thing! Iz good power for healing! Ze hurting and ze healing will be 10 times as powerful with zees thing in tow!" The medic cried.
"Wanker! If i make this mate a bobblehead and carry em arond wif me truck, 'he'll be sure to bring me luck!" Said the sniper.
""This Beast has been blessed by Sun Tzu! I know of it! Give it to me! I command you!" said the soldier.
"Aye Giv em err! Make a good nade, 'ee will" Wobbled the demoman.
"Hudda Hudda Hurr Hurrahha Hurr ahh haa Shea Hahaha Hudda Haurr Hurrrr Hadda Dudah Hudda Huh Hurra. Hurra. Hurra. Haha Dudda. Hurr hurra hudda hudda" Lectures the pyro.
"Well ladies, i think you should give it to me, for as your engineer, i will have me a good 'ol gold wrench. YEEEEHAAA" said the engy.
"He'd be good in my bonk! Drink" Rushed the scout.
The spy, listening to all this, rolled his eyes and shook his head. He took our his revolver, walked over to the heavy (who was carrying Steve) and took it from his hands. He said to the group.
"Gentlemen, I think not. Medic, you do well enough. Sniper, this is not for you. Soldier, that would've made quite a mess. Demoman, that would've gotten blood, and more, ALL over my suit. Pyro Engy and Scout, you only need it for visual reasons. I am ashamed at all of you. Steve belongs to all of us, and will stay with all of us."
With that, the spy dropped the fish into the radioactive water.
After realizing that all our actions need to help the team, we never lost a match, and all thanks to Steve, and the Spy. Because spies are awesome.
WE LOVE YOU STEVE :3
steve is my friend! He sometimes like to bite me though 
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