Never Ending Story

[spoolinEvolution]

You joined the boxxy fan club but didn't have the monies to cover it right then? Well it's time to pay the piper you or else..

 

[2 F 4 B P]

JohnT says, "I do not recall ever joining the Boxxy fan club, if anything, I banned you for excessive use of the word Boxxy". Beta then recalls that...

 

[Rellik]

it was all a dream when he remember that JohnT was a unicorn at the time so then he

 

[2 F 4 B P]

Asked GGVW to change this subject because we are putting Beta on the spot too much, so then GGVW tells him a story about a Pony he used to...

 

[Rellik]

dress up and

 

[spoolinEvolution]

tell stories of turtles and tacos too, and the pony used to bite him when it was about to fall asleep from boredom, so then he...

 

[2 F 4 B P]

Fed him some bacon and tried to teach him the safety dance, when suddenly...

 

[Rellik]

Lord Carmine of the Safety Dancer Tribe arrived to show the pony how to

 

[2 F 4 B P]

Dance safely without making his heart explode from all that bacon, the pony asks...

 

[Rellik]

"Can i have some mustard?"

 

[Darth]

Then the gremlin says "no"

 

[Baron Rojo]

"i will kill darth"

 

[Darth]

The fluffy bunny comes a long and says, "Baron Fails, Darth Wins, Its Darths shoutbox, and Baron so sit in a cage".

 

[gotrice]

Then the bunny gets shot in the head by got rice for saYING the absolutely the worst lie in the world and then got rice eats the bunny

 

[Baron Rojo]

shakes the bunny's hand and laughs at darth corps

 

[gotrice]

along comes mr john t who farts on the bunny

 

[2 F 4 B P]

Instead JohnT bans gotrice for posting a tasteless addition to the story that nearly kills this thread. Suddenly Cicatriz finds himself...

 

[Rellik]

imbued in gold that allows him to

 

[Darth]

make the shoutbox be made out of gold, and make Darth the richest man on the Earth.

 

[Frazar]

then sells it for his 2 front teeth...