Hey hobo. thats a nice car, and its nice of the people who's house you have it parked at to let you live in your car outside their house.
Yeah they are nice people but I don't stay there for free ya know. About once a week I cook up some hobo cuisine for them. The classic stuff like Rat kabobs served with a side of half-eaten yogurt with a balled up tissue. Good stuff right there.
^ LMAO Thats gold right there.
The garage looks unobtainable anyway, look at all that junk! Not to mention the B-ball goal right in front. I always thought packrats drove full size cargo vans. lol j/k
Well you see, that pile of junk is what brings the rats around. No pile of junk = no rat kabobs.
(Yes my family is full of pack rats
)
Last edited:











BTW being a hobo in San Diego rakes in about 15k a year alone!








