Copyright John Andrews
john [dot] andrews [at] ttu [dot] edu
Map: cp_dustbowl
Setting: A group of unknown people wake up in a room (spawn room; red team)
Unknown to them they have been entered into a tournament that the only way out is to win. 1 person from each model except spy, sniper, demoman, and pyro is on thier team. The not used classes may be used for future story development.
They fail totally the first round as they are trying to figure out what is happening.
The second round they try to make a defense but fail.
The third round they suceed and become a instant crowd favorite because of thier antics.
Scene 0: Setup
(fading text)
"A tournament has been set up, to the victor goes life. To the loosers death."
"But the public does not know the horrible truth"
(fading text)
"An unusual group of people find themselves in this tournament with no knowledge of how they woke up there"
(fading text)
"By popular demand, this is their story"
(snapshot to a TV with no one watching it)
ANNOUNCER 1: "Welcome to this week's video knockout. I am your host, Hans Killzone."
ANNOUNCER 2: "And I am the ever so lovely Cuite, and we are here to bring you an other day of..."
(the camera zooms into the TV, shows the logo for "Killzone Tournament (brought to you by Killzone indisturies)")
ANNOUNCER 1&2: "Killzone Tournament!"
(camera is showing random scenes of various TF2 matches with the "Killzone tournament" logo in the corner)
ANNOUNCER 1: "The rules are simple, the winning teams get to go on to the next match while the loosing teams are sent home. Keep in mind that no one dies in this tournament, as all fighters are locked in a chamber that allows thier minds to fight."
ANNOUNCER 2: "Oh reallY? Then what are we watching?"
ANNOUNCER 1: "We are seeing the fights on a digital world. All players and all viewers know that Cutie"
ANNOUNCER 2: "Oh sorry. Tehee"
ANNOUNCER 1: "Yes the virtua machine by Killzone Indisturies allows us to create realistic fights where no one can feel pain and no one really dies."
(fade out)
EPISODE 1: We're all going to die!
Scene 1:
(A shot gun is heard)
(Camera moves slowly into the red spawn, there is a couple seconds of silence)
(the scout model pops up in front of the camera)
Scout: "WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!"
(The spawn room is filled with Scout, Heavy, Soldier, Medic, Engineer, and a dead pyro; The only one with a gun out is the soldier)
Soldier: "I.. I.. I didn't mean to..."
(screaming of the whole team is heard in the background)
Scout: "See I told you this is R-E-A-L. Real bullets don't make a sound like that, they dont spew thier blood over a wall"
(a spy can be seen in the back room; no one else but the camera sees the spy cloak and disappear)
Soldier: "What else do you expect, We wake up out of no where and no clue how we get here and I am to believe that this is NOT a dream?"
(the scout starts whacking on the soldier with his bat)
Scout: "When you believe that something is a dream, you are not supposed to go on a killing spree dumbass!"
Soldier: "owowowowowoow"
Scout: "Ok so we know who killy mc' killerson is here, what about the rest of ya?"
Heavy (note Heavy will only used edited sayings from the voices default to the game):
"I am Heavy Weapons Guy" Followed by Heavy yell14
"I am Verry happy"
one of the random heavy singing ones
"Every one look at me~"
"Now I am king of team"
Scout: "Ok... and how about you?" (interupted)
heavy battlecry05
Scout: "Right... and the ghost buster over there, what about you?"
Heavy: MEDIC!
Medic: Uhh I dont know I woke up here with the rest of you
Heavy: Doctor!
scout: I think he wants you
(camera shows soldier shooting heavy while heavy runs away)
(Soldier stops and looks at camera)
Soldier: What?
(Engineer steps out of the shadows)
Eng: I think we should all remain calm.... some (points towards the soldier) more than others.
Scout: "And who are you, chuckles?"
Eng: "I dont know, just the same as you. The only one that seems to know _anything_ is 'heavy weapons guy' there. Ask him"
(everyone looks at heavy)
Eng: Well who are we
(the camera changes between each character as the sound is played)
"Scout" "Soldier" "Medic" "Engineer" "I am Heavy Weapons Guy, I am king of team."
(the camera now shows each caracter looking blankly at the camera **heavy behind the camera**)
"Scout" "Soldier" "Med-"
Scout: I think we get it, but no one elected you leader fatty"
heavy meleedare03
Scout: ahhh-
(scout starts running about)
Medic: dont worry, I will take care of this with my huge cannon
(slow motion)("Woke up this mornin, got myself a gun....")
(shows heavy runing towards a scout)
(medic steps forward, zoom in on the eyes then on the hands)
(electric sounds are heard, then he fires)
(screen goes black)
(screen shows heavy)
heavy laugh*******(play random ones)
heavy goodjob03
Medic: what the hell...
heavy: "Thank you doctor"
(fade out)
Scene 2: the reason why we are here
(White text)
A few minutes later
(fade in)
(everyone is walking outside the spawn room)
Engineer: "Ok well at least we have names now..."
Scout: "I refuse my name, couldnt I be something better"
Engineer: "You have a better idea short stuff?"
Scout: "why yes!"
(Soldier)
"Killy mc' Killerson"
(Engineer)
"Goggles"
(Medic)
"Pacifire"
Medic: "A healing beam? what the hell"
(Heavy)
"Fatty"
heavy: no
(Scout)
"and the great Lord McCloud"
Everyone in unison: "No!"
Announcer: "Alert, our controll point is being captured"
Scout: "What was that?"
*The sniper walks around the corner and fires a shot to get everyone's attention
Sniper: "Welcome to killzone. Now I bet you are wond-(wondering)"
soldier: "Whats a killzone?"
Sniper: "Its a battlefield, the rules are simple: You win, you live. You die, y ou remain dead. You Loose, then the audience will decide your fate."
Sniper: "Speaking of which, where is your sixth member? Did he not wake?"
Soldier: "Hes dea-(dead)"
Scout: "Determined to stay in that shack, its best not to bother him."
Engineer: "Yeah, he needed to change clothes and he is a bit shy, so there is no reason go in there"
Medic: "A healing salve, why do I get this? Hey I have this bad ass cannon, look at it but it does not fire huge cannon balls instead it squirts a steady stream of healing juice, woooooo"
heavy: "right"
*sniper fires an other shot
Sniper: "Right well just know the round started while you guys were wasting time inside the wake up room. Looks like you may loose faster than any team"
Sniper: "They have already captured the first two controll points, you may want to run now"
ANNOUNCER: You have failed me
ANNOUNCER: Defend our controll points (note, the announcer is voiced by the original sounds in the game also)
ANNOUNCER: Next time try killing one of them
(Camera shows 6 scouts leaving the final cap point and all screaming "Need a dispenser here") (the sniper model disappears in this shot, but no one seems to notice)
Heavy: Time to run (cut out the cowards)
everyone: ahhhh
(everyone runs away to point 3 still on cp_dustbowl)
Announcer: "Prepare to defend our controll points"
(Heavy runs up to the controll point)
Heavy: Help me defend
Heavy: Put dispenser here (repeat 3x)
Scout: "I think he is talking to you McKillerson"
Heavy: no
Heavy: put dispenser here
soldier: "What about Engineer"
Announcer: Mission begins in 60 seconds
Engineer: What do I do?
Heavy: Put dispenser here
Heavy: Put sentry here
Engineer: h-o-w?
(camera zooms out while everyone argues)
Scout team stays back at the shack: (all same voice, not the voice actor for scout on the story's team)
Scout1:"We must attack soon"
Scout2:"No wait for controll point"
Scout1:"They are weak"
Scout3:"Its a trap, where is their sixth?"
Scout2:"Its a spy, we must stay alert"
"Scout"(spy):"just wait for the control point"
(camera shows a dead scout in the corner)
(all scouts look at the "scout")
"scout"(spy): "Need a dispenser here"
Announcer: Attack the enemy controll points, Point Unlocked.
(when the scouts come up everyone runs away while the scouts continue thier "need a dispenser here spam")
Scene 3: Medic gun? whats that?
The next scene shows how the scouts invade points 3 and 4. AT least while invading point 3, they still have the "scout"(spy) with them. The spy vanishes after point 3. During point 4 everyone learns to start using thier guns, but all scouts keep moving in and out like a game of whack a mole and are impossible to shoot
(heavy shits some bullets while the soldier and engineer keep shooting bullets)
Soldier: "Why-" *boom* "-wont-" *boom* "-they-" *boom* "-die?"
Medic: "Oh sure you two can fire all you want, meanwhile I have a cannon that fires potions. Scuse me while I am on item duity while the rest of you cast flare."
Engineer: "Then why wont you use it, we are dieing here"
Medic: "Oh fine, sure blame the medic for not healing you"
(the scouts kill the heavy)
Everyone still alive: RUNN!!
Scene 4:
(Point 5)
Heavy walks up to team
Scout: "I thought you were dead"
Heavy: "Ughhhhh" (heavy autodejectedtie03)
Heavy: "Guns are for babies" "Why waste bullet on such a tiene man"
(heavy meleedare02 heavy meleedare10)
Heavy: "My fists, they are made of steel"
(heavy specialweapon01)
Heavy: "I am big war hero" (heavy award15)
(heavy walks to the corador in front of point 5)
Heavy: "Defend here" "Who is man enough to stand with me?"
heavy helpmedefend01 heavy helpmedefend 02
Soldier: "How? All they do is doge our attacks"
(camera changes to engineer looking at a tool box)
Engineer: "To place sentry simply take box, and put where you want it to go"
Engineer: "Ok seems simple enough"
(engineer places a sentry next to heavy)
Engineer: "Ok, now dispenser"
(engineer places a dispenser next to the heavy)
heagy laughlong01
Engineer: "Oh wow this is simple... but what if..."
(Camera shows engineer run off and in the background shows the heavy attempting to hold the scouts at bay engineer runs to the missile and says "this will do")
Scout(random one hiding behind a wall where the heavy is shooting at)
Scout1: Man he has to run out of bullets sometime
Scout2: its 4 vs thier 6, we have to come up with a plan
Scout3: "I have the juice:
allscouts: "ohh, the juice"
(scout 3 runs out and absorbs all the shots from the heavy, while the others run out with bats)
soldier + medic: "Its running time"
(camera shows that the heavy and scout are already running around the corner while they just stand there while the scouts beat up the sentry)
(the last part of this scene shows as the soldier and heavy keep shooting behind them to make the scouts slow down)
(the camera zooms around the corner to show the engineer building a massive "walker" out of random parts)
"Engineer walker mach 1 iniated, target skinny men with bats"
heavy: "New gun is unfair to tiny baby enemies"
(The engineer mach 1 kills all the remaining scouts that run around the corner)
Soldier whistles
Medic cheers
heavy sings
"Engineer walker mach 1 searching for new targets"
"Target found"
Heavy laughs
Scout: "What.... oh...."
scout: RUN!!!!
Engineer: "Time for you to go boom"
(the engineer uses his controll pad on the mach 1 and it blows up)
Scene 5:
Voice1: What do you think?
Voice2: They have survived longer than planned
Voice3: Yes, but they are one man down and they have only fought one battle against our most lousy least requested team.
Voice2: they wont last long, they got lucky... plus "he" showed up.
Voice1: "he" is a myth, there is no such thing.
Voice2: but how else do you explain those random deaths
Voice1: ENOUGH, no man can just vanish into thin air. Its a myth, one more statement like that and you will be in the game.
Voice2: I... yes sir.
Voice3: What should we do about them?
Voice1: We can not just kill them off, the requests for these guys have gone through the roof.....
Voice2: then what should we do?
Voice1: Lets put them through a few arena games, that should reduce them to zero quickly. Also lets leave their sixth slot open, no reason to fill a dead man's team.
*Voice 1,2,and 3 laugh silently.
