The Cabbage is in the monkey well.

[midget31394]

Well today, at teh spy v spy event I started getting weird steam messages.




21:19 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: S***
21:19 - =(eG)=™ midget31394 [C2T]: wut?
21:19 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: I don't have much time
21:19 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: The Cabbage is in the monkey well.
21:19 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: Relay this message.
21:19 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: You'll understand soon
21:19 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: I have to go.
zpqrei | TF2Maps is now Offline.
zpqrei | TF2Maps is now Online.
21:27 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: Does the Irishman know the deed is done?!
21:27 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: If not, god help us all.
21:28 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: S***. They know I'm here.
21:29 - =(eG)=™ midget31394 [C2T]: dude what are you on?
21:29 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: They can smell my monkey gold.
21:29 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: I should never have taken it.
21:29 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: I should've relayed the message.
21:29 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: Save yourself.
21:30 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: I'm not going to last much longer.
21:30 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: The cabbage was never put in the monkey well
21:30 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: They lied to me.
21:30 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: They ALWAYS lied to me
21:31 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: I don't know why I trusted them.
21:31 - =(eG)=™ midget31394 [C2T]: why did you?
21:31 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: I don't know!
21:31 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: S***, I wasn't thinking straight.
21:31 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: Maybe, maybe they were telling the truth.
21:31 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: Maybe they THOUGHT they were
21:31 - =(eG)=™ midget31394 [C2T]: who?
21:32 - zpqrei | TF2Maps.net: Who? Ah. You do not know the sacred circle of brothers.
21:32 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: I can't tell you too much
21:33 - =(eG)=™ midget31394 [C2T]: OK
21:33 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: They'll find me.
21:33 - =(eG)=™ midget31394 [C2T]: I understand
21:33 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: But they /know/ things.
21:33 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: Things the goverment don't want you to know.
21:33 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: Things the Irishmen don't want you to know.
21:33 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: I should never have stolen the monkey gold.
21:34 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: I wouldn't have been drawn into all this shit.
21:39 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: If someone says to you, "The monkey's riches are both sweet and sour" I need you to promiss me you'll say, "The sweet and the sour are the same flavour, but tasted with different parts of the tongue." The fate of the planet may depend on it.
21:44 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: Are you there?
21:44 - =(eG)=™ midget31394 [C2T]: yeah
21:44 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: Good
21:44 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: I thought they got you too
21:44 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: They get anyone, and everyone who knows THE TRUTH.
21:45 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: Do you know the real truth?
21:45 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: The REAL truth?
21:45 - =(eG)=™ midget31394 [C2T]: no
21:45 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: That
21:45 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: *That
21:45 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: **That's for the best
21:45 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: Stupid laptop keyboard >.<
21:46 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: If you did.
21:46 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: You'd be dead by the morning.
21:46 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: Like the others.
21:46 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: ;_;
21:47 - =(eG)=™ midget31394 [C2T]: :O
21:47 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: Yeah
21:47 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: F***** up
21:47 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: We've lost a lot of people against them
21:48 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: REMEMBER: If someone says to you, "The monkey's riches are both sweet and sour" I need you to promiss me you'll say, "The sweet and the sour are the same flavour, but tasted with different parts of the tongue." The fate of the planet may depend on it.
21:48 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: Just remember that.
21:48 - =(eG)=™ midget31394 [C2T]: I will
21:48 - zpqrei | TF2Maps: It's VERY important.


yeah...

 

[Uka Uka]

Yeah....Ermm not sure what else to say but Wth?!?! i mean monkey wall was this guy high on something or what?!?!?!?!

And is it true about sweet and sour stuff?

 

[Vandall]

looks like a pretty normal steam conversation to me...weirdo.

 

[Rellik]

they make medicine that can fix this.

 

[spoolinEvolution]

I think he was too busy playing video games to take his schizo meds, and got lost in the world of Steam somehow.. then he saw your name and it reminded him of the midget in the monkey well..