Say Something Profound.

[Sexy Beast]

Everyone one has little tidbits of wisdom floating around in their head, lets hear some. Whether it be advice or clever phrases or whatever comes to mind.

Example: ....strangely enough can't think of any right now. I guess look before you leap.

 

[Music]

I have one:
don't eat yellow snow.

 

[Sexy Beast]

I have one:
don't eat yellow snow.

Good advice.

 

[Music]

Good advice.

:mellow: here's another one:
if you are being chased by a rapid bear, and you have a friend right by you, all you have to do is out run your friend...

 

[GumBa11Machine]

I have one:
Don't touch the stove while its been on for 2 minutes...i learned that about 10 minutes ago....

 

[Captain Canuck]

I carry a lighter and dog treats in my pocket at all times, because... you never know...

 

[xosniper]

Don't spit into the wind.

 

[Dalsia]

Don't jump.

 

[Candlejack]

 

[Lance]

I say all kinds of clever stuff... and have a devil of a time remembering it.

At least now I have a place reserved to put things as I come up with them.

 

[R3POMAN]

bite off more then you can chew... THEN CHEW IT!

you are awesome... GO PROVE IT!

 

[Rellik]

Mine: "Anyone can be normal; It takes a brave person to be weird."

Another of mine (edited): "Never scratch your [self] with a porcupine."

 

[Hoodie]

Not knowing where you are, but knowing that you're going somewhere. - Myself

This was a weird thought that popped into my head one morning. I was traveling across the country by means of train. It was an over night trip, and when I woke up in the morning I looked out my window, and had no sense of where I was - so that's what came to my mind.

Used to have it in my sig, way back when. Might put it back there soon.

 

[Jorzonator]

You'd have to be crazy not go nuts

If you will build something idiot proof, it's only a matter of time until I show up

 

[Gnarkill]

Liked your Zappa quote Music!

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey.

 

[Darth]

Dont think
If you run into a tree once, do it again, its fun.

 

[lumpy_d_great]

Just when you think you have hit rock bottom, some one will throw you a pick axe and a shovel.

There comes a time in everyone's life when they need to take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

Some want to have their cake and eat it too. Some want to eat their cake and still have it. I say the cake is a lie.

 

[e MpTy]

When traveling, don't get mad at the midget or you will regret it..

 

[Mental Buga]

Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up​

 

[Sexy Beast]

If your going to kick a tiger in the ***, then you better be prepared to deal with it's teeth.