Say Something Profound.

[ManBearPig]

My dad told me this when i was little and ive remembered it all my life cause of the funny factor:

" I can see said the blind man pissing into the wind. It's all coming back to me now."

 

[AWPerator]

http://stopsendingthehatemail.blogspot.com/


Most of it is completely non-sensical ramblings of a madman, but they occasionally make some sense.

 

[ManBearPig]

http://stopsendingthehatemail.blogspot.com/

First thing i read: Dry ice bombs, for example, you shouldn't try at home.

you sir are 2 years too late :laugh:

I made the mistake of kicking a dry ice bomb me and my cousin made that wasnt showing any signs of goin boom...i caught a couple pieces of plastic in my leg that day

 

[Sexy Beast]

My dad had two acronyms he used constantly:

MEGO: My Eyes Glaze Over
&
BLIFO: Blinding Flash of the Obvious

 

[suntzuEDITED]

Do not look into a toilet after you used it

 

[FreakingHell]

Fail to plan, plan to fail.

 

[Endiment]

Love is not a victory march.

 

[Allster]

Do not steal at work.
Unless your plan is full-proof.

 

[Eagle]

There is danger outside, stay home.
There is danger at home, stay in bed.
There is danger in bed, close your eyes.
There is danger everywhere, live your life to the fullest everyday and enjoy.

 

[Rice_Eater]

Never make fun of an asian's eyes.. Im asian,

 

[Deja]

Never fry bacon in the nude.

 

[sokO]

Never fry bacon in the nude.

..or without a shirt

 

[xosniper]

..or without a shirt

I have actually burnt my chest doing that. it felt really good.

 

[Zephyr-X]

Only dead fish go with flow.

 

[Zork]

BOHICA - Bend Over, Here It Comes Again

All the perplexities, confusion and distress in America arise, not from defects in their Constitution or Confederation, not from want of honor or virtue, so much as from the downright ignorance of the nature of coin, credit and circulation. -John Adams

Fear is the foundation of most governments. - John Adams

DON'T TOUCH THAT! - my father

 

[PureBlood]

if you see a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood on and a large sword in his hand, run

 

[Endiment]

I'm dead and I haven't done anything that I want, or I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do --John Linnell

Listen up, kid. The world ends with you. --Sanae Hanekoma

 

[? Frisky Dingo ?]

"When I despair, I remember that all through history the ways of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants, and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall. Think of it--always".

- Gandhi -

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most".

- Ozzy -

 

[Goretex]

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

 

[Endiment]

Do you ever wonder what it means choosing midnight over day? --Dan Stein