Say Something Profound.

[+_Johnny_+]

A true friend isn't the one busting you out of jail. A true friend is the one sitting next to you in a jail cell saying: "Damn, we [censored] up."

A true friend isn't the one ashamed to take and eat food from your refrigerator. A true friend is the reason why your refrigerator is half-empty.

Never say never.

"The Journey of a Thousand Miles begins with a single step." Chinese Proverb

(Those are a few for now, will post more later.) :3

 

[RunzWitSkizzorz]

Never fry bacon in the nude.

One I know that is similar. "Loving you is like frying bacon nude."

:mellow: here's another one:
if you are being chased by a rapid bear, and you have a friend right by you, all you have to do is out run your friend...

Made me think " You cant be chased if you don't run."

I don't know where this next one came from but I have memorized it. It says everything when I think about who I am and where my life has gone. It reminds me that life is about the journey.. Not what's at the end of the road.

"To learn who I am, I must know myself. I am an unfinished puzzle, and a book far from it's shelf."

 

[Bravo Company]

failure is always an option.

 

[2 F 4 B P]

When I first saw this, I thought it said "Say Some Profanity". I was like... uuhhhh

Anyway.

Never judge a book by looking at it's cover

Licking door knobs is illegal on other planets.

 

[NeOfito]

From here to there is way up, from there to here is way down.

 

[MsSarcastic1]

War does not determine who is right,
war determines who is left.

 

[SweetKinG]

Don't smell SweetKinG's feet

 

[Mystery Penguin]

If you look before you leap, someone can more easily push you down, and if someone is chasing you, you're probably gonna leap either way. Might as well not give them the pleasure

 

[PandaFaust]

Relationships are like pancakes, there really awesome but you get really sick of them in a short period of time

 

[Mystery Penguin]

Relationships are like pancakes, there really awesome but you get really sick of them in a short period of time

 

[PureBlood]

don't walk into dark caves with voices coming out of them

 

[Sexy Beast]

1. Friendly fire - isn't.

2. Five second fuses always burn three seconds.

3. Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you.

4. Everything will be ok in the end. If its not ok, its not the end

 

[ChaosCat]

Mine: "Anyone can be normal; It takes a brave person to be weird."

Thats the same as mine . and i am a weird person

 

[Lance]

"I got to uber a pie-ro "

Playing TF2, I was a medic and Officer-Pie was a pyro.

 

[Sexy Beast]

Caveat emptor - Let the buyer beware

Cogito ergo sum - I think therefore I am.

 

[Hoodie]

Cogito ergo sum - I think therefore I am.

I think, therefore, I.M. - Zits

 

[? Frisky Dingo ?]

"It is better to illumine than to shine." -St. Thomas Aquinas

"A teacher must- teach the ignorant, interest the bored and attract the dissinterested." -St. Thomas Aquinas

 

[foxhound-KD-]

wherever you go, there you are.

We're not lost soldier, we're in Normandy.

 

[Lance]

Learn from fools and from sages, but be sure you know which ones are which.

 

[Polaris573]

"“To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection."

-H. Poincar?

"You either keep walking or you retreat. And if you're not prepared to retreat, you just keep walking. That's all."

-Aung San Suu Kyi

"Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what is right."

-Isaac Asimov

“The man beholdeth himself in the glass and goeth his way, and straightway both the mirror and the mirrored forget what manner of man he was…”

-Oliver Wendell Holmes