Top 5 reply's from punks right before getting banned.

Didn't result in a ban, but I found it funny anyway...I warned a player multiple time to change their name with

"badname, please change your name. It is not appropriate for this server. Thanks"

I gave him one last warning, letting him know it was his last and he disconnected. A few second latter you see:

Player 'name not appropriate for this server' has joined.

Other favorite:

- You guys are Fascist
 
1. It's an M rated game <my favorite>
2. NAZI ADMINS!!!! : "pubplayer" banned for cake reason "NEIN!!!!"
3. Kicking me will only show how %^$% your servers are. : "pubplayer kicked reason "and we like em that way!!"

and my favorite

4. ban me all you want, I HAVE 1000 PROXYS!!!!! pubplayer ban for cake reason "now you have 999 more proxys to go"
 
Most of the peeps that spout off are banned from most of the good servers, and the great =eGO= servers.

And again I say.... most of them are just jealous and pigheaded.

I did have one guy just recently say he is going to get me banned. Of course I had to laugh and then thank him for making me smile :)


TAZ
 
I haven't had to ban many, but my favorites from my experience and what I have seen in servers both eGO and elsewhere:

1. Admin Abuse!
2. You guys are gay.
3. F**k you and your gay server.
4. I'll go play on a server that knows what M for Mature means.
5. I really should stop playing this game so much anyways. My wife and I thank you.

:)
 
"this game is rated MATURE f***er I can swear!"

e MpTy Permabanned ":D" reason "Your right! it is rated Mature!"
 
Some of them leave after u warn them a couple of times, cause they know the bam is coming, the ones that don't:

1. "your dad sucks my co..." << this was las week!!
2. "this should be an M rated server"
3. "hackers"
They get bam even though they are gone, awesome!!
 
Although I dont have banning powers on these servers, in the past i've had the power of the ban hammer on some others, so my top are:

1. i'll find where you live and (goes on a violent rampage about killing me and my family) then says "sorry"
2. i dont even know where to download hacks!! (as he flies by me twirling like a tornado)
3. Pssh, i know other admins. They'll unban me (Perma)
4. F**k this game anyways, 1.6 is better! (For Counter-Strike Only)
5. I wasnt freekilling, i paid my respects to every player i killed!
 
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"Ok guys I'm going to be banned for a long time now, the carebear stronghold doesn't want me here."
 
On my old server, I was just completely owning this guy anytime he tryed anything all you hear is "Headshot" so he was like chirping and calling me a hacker... I told him to stop or be banned he said and I quote " THAT'S F***ING ADMIN ABUSE YOU KKK HACKING F**S!! I WILL REPORT YOU!!" I was one of the leaders so I just laughed and the other leader banned with the reason "If you try to report admin abuse on our site we will get your IP and Send a virus through your network."

So funny, I don't remember seeing that guy make an admin abuse thread... huh?...
 
I've seen "This game is rated Mature" so many times it's lost all meaning and has just become annoying :facewall:
 
I know what you're talking about. I get these type of messages all the time from the people I ban from a website that I mod.
 
When I owned a clan, we had 2 servers. Cursing was allowed, now that I think back, I should have stopped it.

Here's a story: I went away for a weekend, and I come back, a guy who was a pain in the butt, was somehow an admin now! I asked my friend, and he said "Oh, I gave him admin." I said "You can't go do that without my permission!"
Well, the other founder asks me "How do I change the RCon password?" I said "I will do that for you."

I deleted his CPanel account, and changed the RCon password. He says "DUDE I CAN'T GET IN THE CONTROL PANEL!" I responded, because I was in-game: "Join the server, I will fix it."
The guy who was promoted w/o my permission was there. I passworded the server, and had a little meeting with them. Meanwhile I was going in and out messing around with the server settings, making sure all were changed so they didn't know any of it.

The newly promoted says: "Dude, what is going on?" I said "Good question. Why did you want to change the RCon password, David?" (David was the other founder's name. The newly promoted was Metro-Police, we called him Metro) "I wanted to see how you're so smart Pie." Meanwhile, I tweaked the admin mod so that no one could see messages about powers being taken away. I reset the map, and said: "Okay look. I know you don't wanna be here." I take away his founder rank and put him to the lowest admin, take his immunity away, and he goes, right on time: !ban Officer-Pie "F**k you, you're gone!"

He has no ban powers. I did this: "!ban David "No, I think you're gone." !ban without a number was permaban. He got owned. :\ Now we're friends kinda though, I had him apply, he's =(e)=?Verexis, but I don't think he's active here any more.
 
After a kick,

"WHO THE F*** HAD A PROBLEM WITH MY F***ING LANGUAGE" lolz all the way to the ban request.
 
A few good ones from my old community:

"F***** YOU N*******" (use your imagination)

"You can't ban me" (proceeds to change name, then I catch them and ban them)

"I'm not hacking!" (says the guy using a blatant multi)

"You're not an admin!" (our tag was [letter-letter.Admin], so...)
Toasteddude said:
I've seen "This game is rated Mature" so many times it's lost all meaning and has just become annoying :facewall:
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Yeah, that one pisses me off more than anything else. Just because the game is mature, doesn't mean I'm gonna let you use the n-bomb.
 
Officer-Pie, thats great man, you pulled one hell of an ambush there.

Some I've seen, and have done in an old RO server I ran.

1. "What is ban?"
2. "Please this is the internet, you can't stop me from going where I..." Ventrilo Ban followed by an RO ban a second later.
3. "F**k you B***h I know the guy who owns the server!" *Talk to him on Ventrilo, he almost started crying, still got the ban.*
4. "DO NOT WANT!!!"
5. "Well I'm a little teapot short and ban, here is my handle here is my c**k."
 
banned 2 clan members 1 perm one for a week

then the server gets flooded with this message

Player georetx sucks hary goat penis connected
Player georetx sucks hary goat penis connected
Player georetx sucks hary goat penis connected
Player georetx sucks hary goat penis connected


funniest ban ever.
 
Goretex... me and JHeat had a similar situation to this in Egypt a couple weeks back. but it lasted for 3 hours... not so funny :(

i can't really think of any hilarious ones right now. but i did have an instance where a guy swore and i warned him. then he said he could do what he wanted he was an admin. then i kicked him for admin impersonation. A couple minutes later someone asked if there was an admin present, and he said "I'm the admin" so i banned him for a week saying "I meant it: No admin impersonation"
 
This guy was mouthing off in a southern accent, which was fake beyond all recognition. After I kicked him he came back with a fake cockney accent, and with my final kick before the ban it was an over the top (like the tf2 medic) German accent, then I banned him, that was fun, I have to admit.
 
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