Top 5 reply's from punks right before getting banned.

It is funny when some player is making trouble in the server and when he finally gets his punishment, another player raises his voice against you for kick/banning his friend and calls you "B****rd, what did you do, he is my friend!!!", and as a good friend that he is, gets the same treatment. Had a couple of them in the past.
 
1. F___ YOU!
2. I'll just go play somewhere else.
3. You can't ban me!
4. BNC Proxies FTW (Believe it or not, yes.)
5. MISS ADAM IS A B____
 
I have a pretty effective response when people tell me the game is rated mature..

Me. "please watch your language"
Them: "This is a mature rated game"
Me: "Mature players follow rules, immature players argue with them"

Players usually dont know how to come back at you after that and tend to keep quiet. give it a shot, it works almost every time.
 
1). "Oh cra...(banned)"

2). Don't hurt me Geno!!! (Ripped out his guts with my bare hands)

3). You can't ban me! I'm Go...(Banned)

4). Screw you guys, I'm going home. (Ban)

5). So I can't say @#%@^@#% with a @^@#%#@ then @#%@#^@# Geno @#%@#%^#@ then remove the cat @#%#%@^@& add some mustard @%@#^#@ Right?. (Ban)

6). Geno can I have your phone number (Kick to the eye).

7). Geno what's the capital of Thailand (Roundhouse kick).

8). You ever feel like the admins can read with your saying when were dead, and their alive? (Kick)

9) Anyone else smell epicness? (Backstabbed by geno:) )
 
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Zegz said:
I have a pretty effective response when people tell me the game is rated mature..

Me. "please watch your language"
Them: "This is a mature rated game"
Me: "Mature players follow rules, immature players argue with them"

Players usually dont know how to come back at you after that and tend to keep quiet. give it a shot, it works almost every time.
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That's quite good...

And lol at all these responses.
 
I have some funny kicking stories.

I saw a guy freekill twice and I kicked him with the reason "I see what you did there"

Another time another guy swore really bad on purpose for the 3rd time, and he said "Can I say that" Kick with reason "No, you can't. Another time someone was being really really dumb and I kicked with reason "No"

Had some others but :chair: lol
 
There was this kid that played on the servers and was well liked.
one day, he starts getting amazing headshots but not every shot, then, looking through him in 3rd persone he has that upside down hack. I took several demos and kept asking him about it in game and he just denied denied denied. I perma banned and he actually had the balls to argue it on the forums using every excuse. "that's not me" (even though I clearly got his name and steam id in the demo). "my comp must have had a virus" " I wasn't cheating, I have no idea why the demo came out like that, I saw everything perfectly clear on my screen"
I even told him, if you just admit it then maybe I'll try to argue on your behalf that your brother must have downloaded something on the comp (not that I would have unbanned him, just wanted him to admit it!) He argued it to the end and never would admit it....kids lol!
 
1. Starscream sucks a n****s d***!

2. F*** you Starscream

3. this clan is gay

4. starscream is part of the jewish conspiracy to take over the world (I wish I made this stuff up)

5. i'm gonna come back on my 18 other STEAM accounts and hack your server you'll see hoe realz i am! (It never happens)
 
Jeez, 6 pages already. And this thread was just started. I've never seen anything like that because people mellow out in my presence. XP
 
thE_n00b said:
I haven't had to ban many, but my favorites from my experience and what I have seen in servers both eGO and elsewhere:

1. Admin Abuse!
2. You guys are gay.
3. F**k you and your gay server.
4. I'll go play on a server that knows what M for Mature means.
5. I really should stop playing this game so much anyways. My wife and I thank you.

:)
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Number 5 there just absolutely MADE MY DAY. :lol:
 
As I am not an admin, I have yet to ban or kick or anyone (I am very hopeful that when/if I do become an admin I never have to do either of those of anyway :P) But just tonight I was dealing with someone, as the lone =e= in the server. This person was very disrespectful of his fellow players (this is not the first time i have seen this fromh im either) Very politely, I said things like "if you cannot be respectful, perhaps eGO servers arent the place for you" etc.

Some of his replies (verbatim):
"shut up already and stop getting a high from pretending to be some kind of dod police"
"you need to shut up and play"
"dont talk to me like you know anything about playing this game"
 
Top 10 list from me.

10. Cant have any fun in this server. You know what? Ban me.
9. Can we say N****R in this server?
8. Lightningcount, Sounds like Lightningc**t.
7. Dirka Dirka Mohammed Jihad MOHAMMED JIHAD MOHAMMED JIHAD!!! (Over the mic)
6.(To another ego) Lightningcount is a hacker. You have hackers posing as your members.
5. (An actual phrase said over the mic.) You guys are a bunch of Qu**f sniffers. I will come back on my Bro's account
4. (On his bros account) Told you I would be back Qu**f sniffers. (Note those 2 didnt happen in ego, but in a bf2 clan. but still some of my favs)
3. Can I say (insert word here) on this server.
2. Does your admin make you feel important?
1. Kicking me didn't make your P*nis get any larger.
 
in counter strike, in a jail server, killing a prisoner without him doing any wrong.

I like the 1st amendment one. I just tell them that the US rules dont apply here cause its a world server, and to have a nice day :)
 
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