Top 5 reply's from punks right before getting banned.

I had one that I kicked....he didnt come back but he was like:

"AHHHH YOU CANT KICK ME....I WILL FIND YOU AND DESTROY YOU....BLIND MAN YOU ARE <player kicked>....."
I really wanna know what he was gonna say lol
 
Not before being banned, but after... a player would try and floud spam the server with connection names... that all said "Tanooki sleeps with men".
 
Officer-Pie said:
When I owned a clan, we had 2 servers. Cursing was allowed, now that I think back, I should have stopped it.

Here's a story: I went away for a weekend, and I come back, a guy who was a pain in the butt, was somehow an admin now! I asked my friend, and he said "Oh, I gave him admin." I said "You can't go do that without my permission!"
Well, the other founder asks me "How do I change the RCon password?" I said "I will do that for you."

I deleted his CPanel account, and changed the RCon password. He says "DUDE I CAN'T GET IN THE CONTROL PANEL!" I responded, because I was in-game: "Join the server, I will fix it."
The guy who was promoted w/o my permission was there. I passworded the server, and had a little meeting with them. Meanwhile I was going in and out messing around with the server settings, making sure all were changed so they didn't know any of it.

The newly promoted says: "Dude, what is going on?" I said "Good question. Why did you want to change the RCon password, David?" (David was the other founder's name. The newly promoted was Metro-Police, we called him Metro) "I wanted to see how you're so smart Pie." Meanwhile, I tweaked the admin mod so that no one could see messages about powers being taken away. I reset the map, and said: "Okay look. I know you don't wanna be here." I take away his founder rank and put him to the lowest admin, take his immunity away, and he goes, right on time: !ban Officer-Pie "F**k you, you're gone!"

He has no ban powers. I did this: "!ban David "No, I think you're gone." !ban without a number was permaban. He got owned. : Now we're friends kinda though, I had him apply, he's =(e)=?Verexis, but I don't think he's active here any more.
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hahahah SWEET!
 
madpistol said:
My favorite by far is "You can't violate my first amendment rights!"

One time, I even kicked with the message "You have no first amendment rights on this server. Follow our rules please. Thank You." The guy never came back.
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i love that 1 XD,
 
madpistol said:
My favorite by far is "You can't violate my first amendment rights!"

One time, I even kicked with the message "You have no first amendment rights on this server. Follow our rules please. Thank You." The guy never came back.
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My response: When your rights start to pay for our servers, let me know.
 
TOP 5 WOULD BE

wow who made you the boss of me
i have my rights and you cant do this
no you mother FU***** your an a**'
this server sucks and you suck
i hope you die
 
my favorite of all time is, "what are you gonna do? ban me?"

you can guess what happened next.

-Blue
 
I hate it when you tell them no cursing! and then they start repeating it over and over

VizierKane: "hey man keep your mouth clean"
Pub: F*CK, F*CK,F*CK.... banned by razzledazzle! hehehehe
 
Zegz said:
I have a pretty effective response when people tell me the game is rated mature..

Me. "please watch your language"
Them: "This is a mature rated game"
Me: "Mature players follow rules, immature players argue with them"

Players usually dont know how to come back at you after that and tend to keep quiet. give it a shot, it works almost every time.
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that i'll use when i get promoted in the future :)
 
Here some i've heard b4 banning / Kicking
1) F**K USA, BRAZIL NUMBER 1!
2) WOW HE F**KING FREE KILLED ME DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS MOTHER F**KING IDIOT WOW THIS GUY NEEEDS TO GET SOME NEW EARS AND EYES!
3) All these admins are F**Kin Idiots they don't do nothin about these free kills
4) GIMME ST WOW HE JUST TK THE WHOLE F***** LINE!
5) All that the motd is, is advertisement F**kin Desperate @$$ clan
 
"all ego is macdonalds noobs and is fat and is ugly lol u are fat and u are ugly"

That sentence is scaring me still :p
 
The best I've heard (it didn't happen to me) was when an admin (again, not me) noticed a pub spinning in circles in spawn. He asked the pub if he was having a problem. A second later said pub said "hold on a minute, my aimbot is messing up!" Banned.
I forget who this admin was, but it was the funniest ban story I've ever heard. Does anyone remember who it was?
 
I don't remember any. But i have some lines i would say like knock knock who's there hammer, hammer who ban hammer! and ban them at that.
 
%^* This

Please watch the language while you play here

Why? This game is rated Mature, little kids should not be allowed to play it

This game is rated M for Mature. We expect people to act it.

Swearing is mature

I enjoy playing punk free and mature.

$%^&^ you &$^@ing %&@&$(@

*banned*
 
arn0t said:
in counter strike, in a jail server, killing a prisoner without him doing any wrong.

I like the 1st amendment one. I just tell them that the us rules dont apply here cause its a world server, and to have a nice day :)
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lol:p
 
subtle_turtle said:
The best I've heard (it didn't happen to me) was when an admin (again, not me) noticed a pub spinning in circles in spawn. He asked the pub if he was having a problem. A second later said pub said "hold on a minute, my aimbot is messing up!" Banned.
I forget who this admin was, but it was the funniest ban story I've ever heard. Does anyone remember who it was?
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That one is full of awesome. "Yeah, my aimbot is broken, it's not supposed to do this". Retard. :chair:
 
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