Top 5 reply's from punks right before getting banned.

Hmm, I had one a while ago:

"YOU'RE VIOLATING MY RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH.... I AM GOING TO GO TO THE PRESIDENT OF THE INTERNET!"
 
1. What r you a *****? U a clan of lttle kidz right?
2. Whiny baby STFU!11!!!
3.No.
4.Make me.
5.What can you do about it noob?
6. The game is "M". I can do whatever the **** I want you **** **** *** **** *** *** *** *** *** **** ***** *** *** *** **** *** *** *** *** *** **** ***** *** ***
(Me:) Are you done yet?

7. U A BUNCH OF GAY PONIES NUB!1!
 
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This is one that I always see.

1: This clan is full of power hungry kids.

Last I checked, I was 21 years old.
 
1: Ohh I'm so scared!
2: A confident "okay then."
3: QQ?
4: Your just mad because you suck.
5: Man you must be ill minded kids if you cant F*******ing cuss or talk about drugs.
6: Yall are a bunch of sissy N***gs.
7: Go ahead, ban me I dont care.
8: eGO F***ing sucks!
9: *Curses as much as he/she can.*
10: I have my rights, you guys cant make petty rules and make any of us follow them.
11: He cussed why cant I?


These are the ones I found funny.
 
Well I had some info from one punk after I kicked him:

__ALABIM__: son of b**ch no me disconect
 
1. Suck my a**
2. your a co*kstain
3. lol
4. how do I play jailbreak...
5. dude you guys are g*y anyway
 
subtle_turtle said:
The best I've heard (it didn't happen to me) was when an admin (again, not me) noticed a pub spinning in circles in spawn. He asked the pub if he was having a problem. A second later said pub said "hold on a minute, my aimbot is messing up!" Banned.
I forget who this admin was, but it was the funniest ban story I've ever heard. Does anyone remember who it was?
Click to expand...

You're most likely referring to this, which was done by Dark Deity.

And yeah, that was probably the best moment.


I dealt with a guy named "Glad I wasn't born black" and replied with "IS MY NAME RACIST"

Must be if I'm commenting on it. He changed it to "Glad I was born white" which did him in for the most part.
 
Had one from the Halo PC racing server. Player kept sniping camping and otherwise not racing (per the server rules that I had spammed a few times). I asked him if he was going to race at all, he answered "No". I then asked him is that was his final answer, he said "yes". Just before I punted him I typed "You are the weakest link. Goodbye!"
 
1. This game is rated M f****t

2. You won't ban me

3. Wow admin you suck c**k

4. What are you gonna do, cry about it? (they say this right as an e has summoned me into the server and they get a perm ban without expecting it :P)

5. F**k your rules
 
"Oh.......not you............again..........n00b. Anyone.......butyou"

I laughed so hard...

It's like William Shatner.
 
im not admin but i remember when there was a guy in a cod4 server he said
Hacker:never in my life have i felt so unwanted
Admin:Dont worry you'll get slapped my your mom when u go crying to her about this (banned reason: I dont need reasons to ban a-holes like u)
 
5. ADMIN ABUSE!!!! ADMIN ABUSE!!!!!!1!!
4. [Insert swear word here]
3. [Insert swear word here] lol, weak admin
2. You know what, I'm going to swear as much as I want.
1. uh_mombotsetting 1 2 true
followed by...
S***...
 
1: Hey admin **ck you
2: Spamming several curse words/racist words
3: Try banning me I'll come right back b****
4: I'm f**king sorry don't ban me please it won't happen again.
5: F*** eGO your just a bunch of fags.
 
Here is another one from my pre-eGO days.
Punk:
You can't ban me! I'll tell your clanleader!

Me:
*Sigh* I am the clanleader. Bye.
 
Yea im a leader in JNS and I have came across many idiots in my time..prob my favorite is:

Player:"This is admin abuse!!

JNS| MILLERTIME[SA](ALL): ill show you admin abuse you little s**t
JNS| MILLERTIME[SA] banned"player"10080 minutes (Abusive)
 
Best one i have heard was on 2Fort Instant respawn.....

The guy kept using vulgar language, and was asked to pls stop by the admin at the time, and he went off on voice and text chat... But before he got banned he left he said....

"F**k all you A** Monkeys, this server is a piece of S**t, and i hope you all rot in hell."

I dont recall his nme but the funniest part was, he didnt get banned yet. H was on a name like Hiccup3456, and after like 10 minutes he rejoined but he only changed his name to like Hiccup 3457....

He was promptly banned....

-I am not sure, but use of vulgar language, and sexist/racist remarks, usually tells you the caliber of a players abilities...and it is never good-
 
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Here are a few that i can remember.

1. I got all night, just try and ban me.
2. that wasnt me!!!
3. Who made you a F*****g admin.
4. I will not say another F*****g word, just dont ban me dum a**.
5. I dont know how to read stupid.

Some are just much to put up.
 
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