Guild Wars: Henchmen Say The Darndest Things!

Akisohida

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Ok, I was out running around Old Ascalon, having just finished the intro, when the Fighter Henchman, Stefan (an NPC), had this to say:

Stefan: 'I once knew a girl whos laugh sounded like a warthog. Made me wet my pants whenever I heard it.'

It was so sudden and unexpected (last time I Played, 3 or so years ago, I do not think Henchmen spoke), that I burst out laughing.

ANyways, what have you heard Henchmen say in Any version of Guild Wars (Origonal, Eye of The North, Nightfall, or Factions (Factions, which I want as a belated B-day gift and NO ONE will get me ;.; ) that made you laugh, chuckle, or snicker?
 
Cynn the fire mage henchmen (female) in EOTN said this randomly when I was playing today:

The next person to call me "hot lips" gets scorched.

Why does every man run away screaming? Oh right.
 

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